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Re: So, I've always wanted to be a nun.
« Reply #30 on: September 23, 2009, 03:51:23 am »
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Re: So, I've always wanted to be a nun.
« Reply #31 on: September 23, 2009, 01:28:34 pm »
To fap, or not to fap; that is the question.
Whether tis kinkier in the pance to suffer
The slings and arrows of Nigel's dildo collection
Or to take groins against a sea of crotch,
And by stuffing their opposing end? To fap: to sleep;
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Re: So, I've always wanted to be a nun.
« Reply #32 on: September 23, 2009, 02:26:03 pm »
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Re: So, I've always wanted to be a nun.
« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2009, 02:27:14 pm »
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Re: So, I've always wanted to be a nun.
« Reply #34 on: September 23, 2009, 03:05:33 pm »
To fap, or not to fap; that is the question.
Whether tis kinkier in the pance to suffer
The slings and arrows of Nigel's dildo collection
Or to take groins against a sea of crotch,
And by stuffing their opposing end? To fap: to sleep;
To fap again: perchance to omnifap: ay, there's the rub.


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Re: So, I've always wanted to be a nun.
« Reply #35 on: September 23, 2009, 03:27:57 pm »
Best thing I've read today.
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Re: So, I've always wanted to be a nun.
« Reply #36 on: September 23, 2009, 03:30:10 pm »
I am, of course, a professional.

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Re: So, I've always wanted to be a nun.
« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2009, 04:54:23 pm »
To fap, or not to fap; that is the question.
Whether tis kinkier in the pance to suffer
The slings and arrows of Nigel's dildo collection
Or to take groins against a sea of crotch,
And by stuffing their opposing end? To fap: to sleep;
To fap again: perchance to omnifap: ay, there's the rub.


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Re: So, I've always wanted to be a nun.
« Reply #38 on: September 23, 2009, 05:25:03 pm »
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Re: So, I've always wanted to be a nun.
« Reply #39 on: September 23, 2009, 05:31:07 pm »
To fap, or not to fap; that is the question.
Whether tis kinkier in the pance to suffer
The slings and arrows of Nigel's dildo collection
Or to take groins against a sea of crotch,
And by stuffing their opposing end? To fap: to sleep;
To fap again: perchance to omnifap: ay, there's the rub.


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Re: So, I've always wanted to be a nun.
« Reply #40 on: September 23, 2009, 06:57:15 pm »
My god, I miss you guys so much. Stupid work making me actually do shit.

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Re: So, I've always wanted to be a nun.
« Reply #41 on: September 23, 2009, 07:07:34 pm »
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

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Re: So, I've always wanted to be a nun.
« Reply #42 on: September 23, 2009, 07:40:26 pm »
Ok, now I feel special.

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Re: So, I've always wanted to be a nun.
« Reply #43 on: September 23, 2009, 07:41:58 pm »
Ok, now I feel special.

 8)

You are special, Alphapance.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: So, I've always wanted to be a nun.
« Reply #44 on: September 23, 2009, 07:42:41 pm »
Ok, now I feel special.

 8)

You are special, Alphapance.

Just like everybody else!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.