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#teenageproblems
« on: September 23, 2009, 01:10:30 am »
ARGHHHHH
Got my braces off at 10 AM today
Got my retainer that I have to wear FULL TIME and makes me sound like that kid from Breaking Bad (you know the one with Cerebral Palsy) at 4 PM.

WOO-HOOOOO 6 FULL HOURS WITHOUT HAVING SOME PIECE OF SHIT ATTACHED TO MY TEETH
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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2009, 02:34:59 am »
You'll be glad later.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2009, 03:23:13 am »
You'll be glad later.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO OLD MAN!!!

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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2009, 03:31:33 am »
YEAY! Braces off!
Do yourself a favor and keep that retainer for as long as possible and wear it every day. Yesch you're gonna schound like zthisch and drool a lot, play with that. Make it funnier than it really is. Exaggerate it when you talk to your friends. Talk about excessively nerdy shit. Have fun with it!

If you don't wear it, your teeth will move.

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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2009, 03:32:34 am »
My retainer broke in my mouth, scarred my palette and my teeth shifted because I refused to get another one. I wish I did, because I look like a horse. Trust me, it's a necessary evil. You'll get used to it, and you'll only have it for a few months anyway.
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2009, 03:48:56 am »
Oky doky.
I wish I could of had a fucking day or too without some shit on my teeth
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2009, 03:54:31 am »
Well you can always yank it out to smile for pictures.
As long as you shove it right back in there afterward.


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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2009, 03:56:09 am »
You'll be glad later.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO OLD MAN!!!



What's with this old man shit from everyone?  I'm not that fucking old!  GODDAMMIT!  CUT THAT SHIT OUT, YOU FUCKING PUNKS!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2009, 03:56:45 am »
Well you can always yank it out to smile for pictures.
As long as you shove it right back in there afterward.



 :lmnuendo:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: #teenageproblems
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2009, 03:58:32 am »
Hi, I'm from the nursing home.

I hear tell one of our guests has gone on walkabout.

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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2009, 03:59:03 am »
Hi, I'm from the nursing home.

I hear tell one of our guests has gone on walkabout.

 :clint:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2009, 04:01:37 am »
You'll be glad later.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO OLD MAN!!!

Back in my day, my age wouldn't be considered old.  I am not that goshdurn old!  GOSHDURNIT!  CUT THAT FECES OUT, YOU FUDGING WHIPPERSNAPPERS!

What was that Roger?
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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2009, 04:02:37 am »
Well you can always yank it out to smile for pictures.
As long as you shove it right back in there afterward.



 :lmnuendo:
:lol:

Where would we be without you Roger?
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« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2009, 04:03:18 am »
Well you can always yank it out to smile for pictures.
As long as you shove it right back in there afterward.



 :lmnuendo:
:lol:

Where would we be without you Roger?

Without religious guidance, that's where.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2009, 04:07:51 am »
You'll be glad later.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO OLD MAN!!!

Back in my day, my age wouldn't be considered old.  I am not that goshdurn old!  GOSHDURNIT!  CUT THAT FECES OUT, YOU FUDGING WHIPPERSNAPPERS!

What was that Roger?

I'm MY fucking day, we KNEW how to swear, drink, get the clap, rock n roll, and wake up in a crab-infested whorehouse with no clothes, money, or even memory, crusted in our own filth with a needle still in our arm and the electric buzz of acid still running up and down our spines, with hairy ass chlamydia bacillia the size of fucking PANCAKES oozing out of our arses and chewing holes in the linoleum.

You kids?  HAH!  You puke and ya think ya partied.  Shit, we puked BEFORE we partied, just to limber up!  

YOU FUCKERS DO NOT NOW, NOR WILL YOU EVER, UNDERSTAND THE LOST HIGHWAY!

grumble, grumble, fucking kids, grumble

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.