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I'm leaving on a jet plane..
« on: April 29, 2011, 01:16:46 pm »
To Veracruz, Mexico tomorrow, gone for a week. 

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Re: I'm leaving on a jet plane..
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2011, 01:22:37 pm »
When did you become a drug mule?

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Does it hurt when you sit?
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Re: I'm leaving on a jet plane..
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2011, 01:29:26 pm »
I just made something from epic mealtime, am I going to die?
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Re: I'm leaving on a jet plane..
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 01:30:57 pm »
When did you become a drug mule?

also

Does it hurt when you sit?

 :lulz:

I'd make the worst drug mule.  I won't even take suppositories unless it's life or death.

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since I haven't been there in two years, my immune system has probably been slacking off, so after a week of eating there, I'm more worried about it hurting when I SHIT.
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Re: I'm leaving on a jet plane..
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2011, 01:35:07 pm »
I just made something from epic mealtime, am I going to die?

that depends, do you also have access to a large quantity of your blood type?  get some (a lot) and an IV, now run it through a pressure washer and into your veins.  That should be sufficient to clear the shit out of your arteries after you've eaten.
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter. --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann