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What Next?
« on: September 26, 2009, 04:37:57 am »
Over the course of the last week, fueled by boredom, beer, and a distinct lack of desire to do my homework, I read just about every piece of Discordian-created literature I could get my hands on.  Namely:

The Black Iron Prison
The Principia Discordia
The Book of Eris
The Metaclysma Discordia
The Apocrypha Discordia
The Summa Discordia
The Wise Book of Baloney
aaand The Zenarchist's Cookbook.

What's step two, spags? 

Go nuts.  :fap:

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Re: What Next?
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2009, 06:52:22 am »
Kill yourself, there is nothing else to learn.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Re: What Next?
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2009, 06:59:43 am »
Next step - Read all 7 issues of Intermittens:

http://intermittens.org/

Then, read the Impropaganda papers:

http://www.impropaganda.net/

http://www.impropaganda.net/1997/zenarchy.html

http://www.impropaganda.net/thornley/

Then consult your pineal gland. I know how to get Gulik on speed dial, if you're interested.
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Re: What Next?
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2009, 05:12:50 pm »
READ TWIGHLIGHT!
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Re: What Next?
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2009, 06:29:33 pm »
Get physical copies of the books you mentioned, tear up the pages and make a collage out of them.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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Re: What Next?
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2009, 01:51:32 pm »
Read Quantum Psychology, Prometheus Rising, and Angel Tech.

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Re: What Next?
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2009, 01:53:22 pm »
Stop reading
It'll only strain your eyes
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Re: What Next?
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2009, 02:01:11 pm »

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Re: What Next?
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2009, 02:03:50 pm »
Danger looms.  Take up knitting. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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Re: What Next?
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2009, 02:57:38 pm »
The Prankster and the Conspiracy
(a biography of Kerry Thornley by Adam Gorightly.. talks about the origins of Discordjia and the early cabals)




so after having consumed all these data,
what say ye?

any reaction to all this nonsense?
and regarding this body of literature - do you think there are holes, inconsistencies, directions it should go? In short -- what's next?

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Re: What Next?
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2009, 03:10:47 pm »
NOW, START A BAND.

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Re: What Next?
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2009, 03:27:19 pm »
Post WOMPable pics
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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Re: What Next?
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2009, 10:28:15 pm »
1) POUR MELTED CRAYONS INTO YOUR ASS.
2) LET HARDEN.
3) ?????
4) TECHNICOLOR POOPMOLD OF YOUR INTESTINES!