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GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« on: September 27, 2009, 02:43:20 am »
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Post the text from a news story from either germany or florida, removing the place names. We need to guess which it is.


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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2009, 03:10:03 am »
Sure, I guess. I've never played this game before. I think it might be limited to fortean or weird shit, though.


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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2009, 03:18:42 am »
Just in case someone missed/forgot the theme song:

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FROM TOO MUCH SUN AND NAZIS
SEX METH AND DEATH FETISHES
BOTH OF THEM HAVE ALL THESE
GUARANTEED NOT TO BORE 'YA
GERMANY OR FLORIDAAA

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My answer: GERMANY (because of the geographical proximity)
« Last Edit: September 27, 2009, 03:33:34 am by JohNyx »

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2009, 03:20:38 am »
I say florida. The guy has a florida feel to me. Too warm.


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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2009, 03:29:26 am »
#2 G.O.F.

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Naturists will soon have their own 11-mile long trail for hiking in the nude and some enthusiasts have been trying it out before the official opening next May.

The person that runs a nearby campsite, has led the project to create the nudist trail overcoming some local protests by pointing out its potential boost for tourism.

"I think it's a great way to promote tourism here," the person said on Tuesday after a newspaper published a picture of two women wearing nothing but rucksacks on the trail. "There's already been a lot of interest in it."

Naturism fans have been monitoring progress of the trail in Internet chatrooms for months and a band of naked hikers took a test walk on the not-quite-finished trail in May.

The trail is being marked with special signs warning the uninitiated that they could encounter nude hikers.

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2009, 03:36:22 am »

i wonder how long we should wait to reveal the answer, you know, for us not to burn-out all the stories and also not make it too stagnant.

Id say to wait 2 replies at least...

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2009, 03:56:55 am »
I'm going to say germany too.


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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2009, 04:13:28 am »

Both of you got it... Berlin, Germany.

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2009, 01:34:16 pm »
Germany.


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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2009, 09:09:57 pm »
Florida
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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2009, 09:33:03 pm »
ok got it now

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Florida or Germany?

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2009, 10:15:16 pm »

Florida (it seems a swamp redneck move to walk thru razor wire instead of figuring out how to avoid it)

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2009, 12:54:15 am »
I call that one Florida.
Please to be revealing answer nao.
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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2009, 04:02:56 am »
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Officials say a man was airlifted to the hospital for treatment after he was severely burned during a fight over beer, cigarettes and money.

Ambulance company spokesman says the 47-year-old suffered "serious burns." The police chief  told the news journal that the person was drinking in a home's backyard when the fight broke out Saturday afternoon.

Police chief said that during the scuffle, a 42-year-old  dragged the 47 year old into a wooded area, poured gasoline on his face and lit a fire. Police Chief said a bystander helped put out the flame.

The 42 year old was jailed on 100,000 (currencies) bond.

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2009, 08:06:17 am »
Florida.
Sounds like a dumb ass floridian fighting over booze, smokes and money.