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Bummer.
Did the same once.  Slid on some black ice and had to choose between arresting my forward progress via "Rock" or "Resevoir".  "Rock" turned out to be less expensive.
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Bummer.
Did the same once.  Slid on some black ice and had to choose between arresting my forward progress via "Rock" or "Resevoir".  "Rock" turned out to be less expensive.

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Bump, because Ian and Keelin have WAY topped my efforts to kill the jeep.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Whoa. What happened?  :eek:
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Whoa. What happened?  :eek:

Back then?  Coyotes.  Certainly wasn't me.

Ian caved the driver's side door in.

Keelin more or less wrecked the front axle.

The huge dent in the roof is still there, but that wasn't my fault.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Whoa. What happened?  :eek:

Back then?  Coyotes.  Certainly wasn't me.

Ian caved the driver's side door in.

Keelin more or less wrecked the front axle.

The huge dent in the roof is still there, but that wasn't my fault.

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Whoa. What happened?  :eek:

Back then?  Coyotes.  Certainly wasn't me.

Ian caved the driver's side door in.

Keelin more or less wrecked the front axle.

The huge dent in the roof is still there, but that wasn't my fault.

Like Father, like children. Blood of your blood, for sure.  :lol:

They are careless and they are bad people.  I had accidents.  THEY are willfully reckless.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Whoa. What happened?  :eek:

Back then?  Coyotes.  Certainly wasn't me.

Ian caved the driver's side door in.

Keelin more or less wrecked the front axle.

The huge dent in the roof is still there, but that wasn't my fault.

Like Father, like children. Blood of your blood, for sure.  :lol:

They are careless and they are bad people.  I had accidents.  THEY are willfully reckless.

I seem to remember a certain police cruiser you damaged while riding around reading PD...  :lulz:
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Whoa. What happened?  :eek:

Back then?  Coyotes.  Certainly wasn't me.

Ian caved the driver's side door in.

Keelin more or less wrecked the front axle.

The huge dent in the roof is still there, but that wasn't my fault.

Like Father, like children. Blood of your blood, for sure.  :lol:

They are careless and they are bad people.  I had accidents.  THEY are willfully reckless.

I seem to remember a certain police cruiser you damaged while riding around reading PD...  :lulz:

You guys shouldn't be so funny when I'm working.  :tgrr:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: Why Roger should listen to Nigel and Kai concerning irresponsible behavior.
« Reply #25 on: November 01, 2013, 06:50:33 am »
The huge dent in the roof is still there, but that wasn't my fault.

Yeah. That's down to those Upside-Down parking spaces they have in the Commerce Caverns in Under-Tucson, isn't it?

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Re: Why Roger should listen to Nigel and Kai concerning irresponsible behavior.
« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2013, 02:50:03 am »
Whoa. What happened?  :eek:

Back then?  Coyotes.  Certainly wasn't me.

Ian caved the driver's side door in.

Keelin more or less wrecked the front axle.

The huge dent in the roof is still there, but that wasn't my fault.

Like Father, like children. Blood of your blood, for sure.  :lol:

They are careless and they are bad people.  I had accidents.  THEY are willfully reckless.

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Re: Why Roger should listen to Nigel and Kai concerning irresponsible behavior.
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2013, 07:12:07 am »
Motherfucking coyotes.
Stupid coyotes. They need to learn to stop using Acme brand rockets.
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Re: Why Roger should listen to Nigel and Kai concerning irresponsible behavior.
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2018, 05:33:29 am »
For the record: All these years later, that Jeep is STILL running.
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Re: Why Roger should listen to Nigel and Kai concerning irresponsible behavior.
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2018, 04:32:00 pm »
For the record: All these years later, that Jeep is STILL running.

WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT

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