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Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)
« Reply #60 on: November 06, 2009, 02:46:42 am »
These aren't very well-thought-out ideas.  You need to take it to the next level.  Burn your clothes.  Burn your house down.  For God's sake, fry your computer.  Then go live in the jungle.  All of ye.

Then burn the jungle down! Then move to the desert. Then burn the desert down! Then move to the moon! Then burn the secret base on the far side of the moon down! Then move to yourself! Then burn yourself down! Then....

Then nothing, I guess.

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Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)
« Reply #61 on: November 06, 2009, 02:55:08 am »
These aren't very well-thought-out ideas.  You need to take it to the next level.  Burn your clothes.  Burn your house down.  For God's sake, fry your computer.  Then go live in the jungle.  All of ye.

Then burn the jungle down! Then move to the desert. Then burn the desert down! Then move to the moon! Then burn the secret base on the far side of the moon down! Then move to yourself! Then burn yourself down! Then....

Then nothing, I guess.

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You know all those rules like "Don't play with fire" "Make sure you dig a fire pit first" "Don't have a bonfire near lots of dry leaves" "Keep a fire extinguisher nearby" "You really don't need an accelerant" "Model rockets should be kept away from open flames" and stuff?  Grayface (Greyface?), all of it.
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Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)
« Reply #62 on: November 06, 2009, 03:48:00 am »

And you were the one bitching about eugenics.   :lulz:

SMUDGY PEOPLES FROM UNFURNISHED COUNTRIES DESERVE TO BE STERILIZED!

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1.) Who said anything about other countries? I'm talking about everywhere!...In fact, ESPECIALLY the USA!

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)
« Reply #63 on: November 06, 2009, 03:55:03 am »
As for OCD, I myself actually HAVE obsessive-compulsive disorder, and my experiance with it in fact is in large part what led me to the belief that tidiness and aesthetic concerns are insane. I came to the realization that concerns about appearance, other than as it relates to function (and especially if they are contrary to what is functional) is no different to my need to flick the lights on and off four times before finally turning them on or my need to always have the edges of all stacked objects (escpecially books) be perfectly paralell*** also, I don't like to erase things (Even when I'm typing online, a lot of the time I'll just use the "strikethru" tag instead of deleting something that I've written); It serves no purpose, it merely fulfills a useless urge that does nothing for us except make us feel mildly uncomfortable if it is left unfulfilled.

Just because more conventional aesthetic concerns are more common it doesn't make them any less insane. The only difference with more popular inclination is that in this case the inmates are running the asylum. And I don't think that its right for one group of inmates to pick on the rest of the inmates...


Oh, oh, oh, "myself", do you really? Because I "myself" actually ALSO HAVE obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I think you are a self-justifying moron.

Keeping things tidy has several real, tangible benefits, probably the most survival-oriented being the ability to quickly find any needed possession. That makes it not "insane". Obsessive tidiness might be insane, but most obsessions are.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)
« Reply #64 on: November 06, 2009, 04:50:41 am »
Really, I'd say something pointing out the stupidity and pretentiousness of the OP, but it would be redundant at this point. Do you gas threads around these parts?
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Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)
« Reply #65 on: November 06, 2009, 05:05:33 am »
Really, I'd say something pointing out the stupidity and pretentiousness of the OP, but it would be redundant at this point. Do you gas threads around these parts?
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Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)
« Reply #66 on: November 06, 2009, 05:37:17 am »
Oh my God, how did I miss this OP?

It's just so...DUMB.
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Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)
« Reply #67 on: November 06, 2009, 07:43:40 am »
Really, I'd say something pointing out the stupidity and pretentiousness of the OP, but it would be redundant at this point. Do you gas threads around these parts?
Gas, burn, and BBQ.

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Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)
« Reply #68 on: November 06, 2009, 08:40:34 am »
If OP is trying to troll us, congratulations, you just won.
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Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)
« Reply #69 on: November 06, 2009, 08:53:05 am »
If OP is trying to troll us, congratulations, you just won.

No, everyone loses.
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Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)
« Reply #70 on: November 06, 2009, 02:03:37 pm »
This was possibly the stupidest thing I've ever seen written here.

Do a search for "Cat~Maxwell".

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Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)
« Reply #71 on: November 06, 2009, 04:33:23 pm »
This was possibly the stupidest thing I've ever seen written here.

Do a search for "Cat~Maxwell".

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)
« Reply #72 on: November 06, 2009, 04:35:42 pm »
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Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)
« Reply #73 on: November 06, 2009, 05:58:56 pm »
It's also information everyone here already has.

Just saying.
I don't compulsively quote Stang or anything, so I shouldn't bore you too badly with redundant shit. 
It was actually the op I was addressing, who seemed intent to tell us all how to find Slack, or avoid the Greyface Curse or whatever.

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Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)
« Reply #74 on: November 06, 2009, 06:00:36 pm »
It's also information everyone here already has.

Just saying.
I don't compulsively quote Stang or anything, so I shouldn't bore you too badly with redundant shit. 
It was actually the op I was addressing, who seemed intent to tell us all how to find Slack, or avoid the Greyface Curse or whatever.


Oh, okay.

But sometimes it's okay to just sit back and watch the avalanche of fail take out a village or three, downslope.

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