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Re: The longest wait EVAR
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2009, 10:41:13 pm »
but a month is WAY TOO LONG !!!

he should stay somewhere else in the mean time ... but how?
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Re: The longest wait EVAR
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2009, 11:18:42 pm »
eh, he's started packing, and he's gonna go see his mum after this round of veiwings...

ould be as soon as a couple weeks even, so its all good yanno.
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Re: The longest wait EVAR
« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2009, 01:18:42 am »
he's chosen a place and will be putting in for it tommorrow.

not much longer now!


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Re: The longest wait EVAR
« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2009, 01:48:06 am »
that's ridiculous.

toss him out on his ass and let him fend for himself. No reason you should have to put up with him and it kinda seems like he's dragging his heels and making excuses anyway.

what kind of man weasels his way into staying at his ex's house for months on end rather than go couch surf and drink beer with his friends? whatta pussy.
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Re: The longest wait EVAR
« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2009, 03:29:52 am »
I saw a great recipe that called for spineless ex the other day...

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Re: The longest wait EVAR
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2009, 11:22:29 am »
I can't wait until you get to PDX.

I'm really digging your culinary train of thought lately.
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Re: The longest wait EVAR
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2009, 11:22:49 am »
I saw a great recipe that called for spineless ex the other day...

Ooooh, do share....  :lulz:
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Re: The longest wait EVAR
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2009, 12:59:59 am »
2 weeks notice to the landlord is GOING IN TOMMORROW!

GONE BY THE 14TH OF DECEMBER YO!

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Re: The longest wait EVAR
« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2009, 01:12:25 am »
Hurrah!

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Re: The longest wait EVAR
« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2009, 05:12:45 pm »
HE'S FUCKING GONE!

PARTY AT CHEZ PIX!

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Re: The longest wait EVAR
« Reply #25 on: December 12, 2009, 05:27:45 pm »
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Re: The longest wait EVAR
« Reply #26 on: December 12, 2009, 05:31:51 pm »
PARTY AT PIXIE'S HOUSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Re: The longest wait EVAR
« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2009, 05:35:04 pm »
Can't make it I'm afraid but I promise to get blindingly shitface hammered off my trolly tree in your honor
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Re: The longest wait EVAR
« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2009, 07:24:48 pm »
I've already started celebrating.

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Re: The longest wait EVAR
« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2009, 08:29:55 pm »
PARTY AT PIXIE'S HOUSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

more like cocktail joints and half a beer.

and fapping.

maybe moar beer yes! WE ARE GOING TO PROCEED TO THE OFF LICENSE SOON TO PURCHASE FINE ALES!

party! Me and Bisc, the guy who gives me intermittent internets hate the noisy screaming woman next door so its tiem to bring up his speakers and get beered up.

I am planning a bit of a refurb up in here in the new year.

I also had to go to Ikea with my mum and her partner, and my sister, which is like some kind of Swedish hell.  however with the staff discount plus family discount means its a cheap hell.  i had to buy pillows and bedding shit urgently, as well as cooking stuff, mum paid for half of it, pretty much. 

They showed up at midday asking "when can we go" and Ross and his mum were snarled up in the world's tiniest car (Ford Ka) in a diversion so when mum showed up with the Grandchild Herder minivan, we sent Trev (mum's fiancee) off with ALL of Ross crap and then we went on our way..

Also it seemed like i had to help him pack ALL his shit even after thursday night when it got a little ugly and i went to my mums, had to sleep next to a fucking fishtank in a house that probably is so hot it  tearing the ozone layer a new one. ON A LEATHER SOFA! So subsequently I got fuck all sleep, go to work, do a favour for a mate come home, sleep a sleep that only confirmed how b0rked I was feeling and then help the fucker pack!

more to do tommorrow, but im feeling nice an relaxed nao:D also, awesome throw and pillows desiged to sleep on side are awesome.

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Can't make it I'm afraid but I promise to get blindingly shitface hammered off my trolly tree in your honor

cheers dude!


I've already started celebrating.

I'd probably be amused and a little bit horrified ;)
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