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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2009, 05:11:43 pm »
The world is full of weird people. THEY don't want you to know that though, do they? Because if you found out everyone was weird as you, or even weirder, doing their freaky stuff out of the view of the public, at home and/or in the bedroom, everything would break down, wouldn't it? Because you aren't /allowed/ to be weird, there's something wrong with you if you are weird at all, have to be normal, have to be normal just like everyone else. If the secret got out that everyone dresses up in superhero costumes in the bedroom or likes how it feels to take a dump or keeps molars in a jar under their bathroom sink, THEN the system would be fucked, because everyone would know that no one is normal and THEY couldn't keep you thinking you had to be normal anymore. Everyone's weirdness would come out of the closet, and no one would be able to shove it back in.

And how awesome would that be?
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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2009, 05:20:42 pm »
I'd say keep her, though you may need to keep your bank account separate... I hear she has a habit of giving away money.
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not knowing "why" would be a sin..... weird like that must be explored to it depths.... 
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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2009, 05:27:43 pm »
Roger, are you the real Spider Jerusalem?

(Or did you kill him and drink his blood?)
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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2009, 05:45:49 pm »
The world is full of weird people. THEY don't want you to know that though, do they? Because if you found out everyone was weird as you, or even weirder, doing their freaky stuff out of the view of the public, at home and/or in the bedroom, everything would break down, wouldn't it? Because you aren't /allowed/ to be weird, there's something wrong with you if you are weird at all, have to be normal, have to be normal just like everyone else. If the secret got out that everyone dresses up in superhero costumes in the bedroom or likes how it feels to take a dump or keeps molars in a jar under their bathroom sink, THEN the system would be fucked, because everyone would know that no one is normal and THEY couldn't keep you thinking you had to be normal anymore. Everyone's weirdness would come out of the closet, and no one would be able to shove it back in.

And how awesome would that be?
We're getting there I think. It's one of the things I love about the internet.

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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2009, 06:00:15 pm »
The world is full of weird people. THEY don't want you to know that though, do they? Because if you found out everyone was weird as you, or even weirder, doing their freaky stuff out of the view of the public, at home and/or in the bedroom, everything would break down, wouldn't it? Because you aren't /allowed/ to be weird, there's something wrong with you if you are weird at all, have to be normal, have to be normal just like everyone else. If the secret got out that everyone dresses up in superhero costumes in the bedroom or likes how it feels to take a dump or keeps molars in a jar under their bathroom sink, THEN the system would be fucked, because everyone would know that no one is normal and THEY couldn't keep you thinking you had to be normal anymore. Everyone's weirdness would come out of the closet, and no one would be able to shove it back in.

And how awesome would that be?
We're getting there I think. It's one of the things I love about the internet.

Slightly closer, but I'm completely unsure we'll ever get to a point where people realize everyone is weird (= everyone isn't normal = no one is normal).
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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2009, 06:59:51 pm »
Don't go and start making sanity rolls now after all this.  Whether it's the high dessert where everyone expects you to scream like the new tenant in the ant hill, or New England where EVERY kind of shit is kosher, so long as you keep an oil slicker of "NORMAL" over it, it's the same.
We've all got those mason jars full of sins somewhere.  Hell I've got several.  One thing that I know though, being a 21st century sort of pervert, you never keep thee things under your sink.  Hide better places, farther away harder to access.  Unless of course, you need to get at them conveniently when you need them.  What you do with molars, though, I haven't tried enough to know yet. 
If you like teeth, I bet it's fun as all HELL. 

I could be pessimistic, some folks just collect.  It can get compulsive, like the way I am with tools, scrap steel, or used copies of "Dune".

If nothing else I'd say it's worth asking about, La Coroner sounds like quite a character.
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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2009, 07:01:53 pm »
To be honest, I'd be more freaked out to walk into a room filled with used copies of Dune.

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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2009, 07:05:05 pm »
 :lulz:

We spread them around, at least.
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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2009, 07:39:58 pm »

Now that im actually not HAVING FUCKING DINNER, id say you should see her again... the copro association was just due to its location but im almost sure its not there in reality...

the worse could be that she diddles herself while holding/watching the jar, which would make her teh kinky  :lol:

id just ask her to not keep it under the toilet, would even be kind of nice if she kept it in a bookshelf or a desk

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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2009, 07:47:20 pm »
To be honest, I'd be more freaked out to walk into a room filled with used copies of Dune.

Well, that depends on what they were used for...
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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2009, 09:39:02 pm »
Yeah, you guys are right!  I should totally date a chick that brings home momentos from the morgue!  That's not pyschotic at all.  What the fuck was I thinking?  And I just gotta find out what she has really hidden, if that shit was in the bathroom!

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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2009, 09:55:48 pm »
 I don't think there's a tactful way of informing someone that you've stumbled upon their stash of body parts.  :horrormirth:

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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2009, 10:07:25 pm »

Hey, if she has a craneum, you could turn it into the grotto of an aquarium.

And watch on hours without end, how the beta fishes duke it out with the pistol shrimps over dominion of "skull mountain"

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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2009, 10:10:57 pm »
WELL, SHE'S GAME, SO I'M OFF IN 3 HOURS TO SEE HER AGAIN!  THANKS, PD!
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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2009, 10:12:05 pm »
I don't think there's a tactful way of informing someone that you've stumbled upon their stash of body parts.  :horrormirth:



What the fuck are you freaked out about?  Apparently, my second horrible thought of Wednesday night was right, and this sort of shit is apparently normal and healthy.
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