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Re: ATTN PD.COM: I'm losing it
« Reply #120 on: December 15, 2009, 02:02:39 am »
It's never occurred to me to have anyone come to my house and try to research it. I hate people. I especially hate strangers. Why the hell would I do that? I could give a flying fuck whether anything gets documented, proved, or measured.
Umm... because one million dollars, thas why....

What do you mean? Isn't that for someone who can prove psychic phenomena? How does this relate?

Oh.... mebbe.  i was thinking it was for providing proof of anything 'paranormal' or 'supernatural'...  i thought i saw him mention it when debunking somebodies ghost...
perhaps i'm mistaken.
but never the less, if you could document your case, i would image you could bridge the gap to 'step3 - profit' without too much effort, right?

You think that if I can record/document 30 seconds of a weird sound that happens once a year in the middle of the night at the end of October, I can make money off it?
 :lulz:
I don't even have any reason to think it's documentable. If I remember to stay in the living room next year, I'll make note of the time and date so that I can try to record it the following year.

Why not?
get it documented by some paranormal researcher that has some respectability within that circle of ppl, and then, if they validate it, you can charge others to study it, or mebbe sell rights to those ridiculous ghost hunter shows.....
or at least you could get some twin psychic stripper ghost-hunter to come investigate and report back... that would be worth something, right?

Unfortunately the local ghost-hunter is NOT HOT.

I was talking to him about my ghosts a couple of years ago, and he wanted to come check it out. Maybe I'll let him.

how much do you think he would pay to see it?

Motherfucking ghost-hunter be a broke ass mofo.
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Re: ATTN PD.COM: I'm losing it
« Reply #121 on: December 15, 2009, 03:43:29 am »
an ugly, poor, ghost hunter.... shit i wouldn't let him in my house either.
he doesn't have clout in the 'ghost hunting' community?

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Re: ATTN PD.COM: I'm losing it
« Reply #122 on: December 15, 2009, 08:48:38 pm »
an ugly, poor, ghost hunter.... shit i wouldn't let him in my house either.
he doesn't have clout in the 'ghost hunting' community?


I think the issue is that the "ghost hunting community" doesn't have any "clout".
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: ATTN PD.COM: I'm losing it
« Reply #123 on: December 15, 2009, 08:49:54 pm »
an ugly, poor, ghost hunter.... shit i wouldn't let him in my house either.
he doesn't have clout in the 'ghost hunting' community?


I think the issue is that the "ghost hunting community" doesn't have any "clout grasp on reality".

Fixed?  Or  :?
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Re: ATTN PD.COM: I'm losing it
« Reply #124 on: December 15, 2009, 08:50:00 pm »
Look at these people. Just look.

http://www.gercsa.com/Portland/
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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« Reply #125 on: December 15, 2009, 08:55:10 pm »
Look at these people. Just look.

http://www.gercsa.com/Portland/

Their founder and lead investigator:  Steven Wolff.

Good call, Nigel. 

WAIT.  His "Bio" page is THREE PAGES LONG, with pictures.  It's his whole fucking life story, not just the relevant bits!

WTF?  :lulz:

THE WOLF RULE:  PROVEN ONCE AGAIN.
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« Reply #126 on: December 15, 2009, 08:56:32 pm »
Look at these people. Just look.

http://www.gercsa.com/Portland/

Their founder and lead investigator:  Steven Wolff.

Good call, Nigel. 

WAIT.  His "Bio" page is THREE PAGES LONG, with pictures.  It's his whole fucking life story, not just the relevant bits!

WTF?  :lulz:

THE WOLF RULE:  PROVEN ONCE AGAIN.

YEP.

Now, anyone need to ask me again why I don't want them in my house?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: ATTN PD.COM: I'm losing it
« Reply #127 on: December 15, 2009, 08:59:21 pm »
Look at these people. Just look.

http://www.gercsa.com/Portland/

Their founder and lead investigator:  Steven Wolff.

Good call, Nigel. 

WAIT.  His "Bio" page is THREE PAGES LONG, with pictures.  It's his whole fucking life story, not just the relevant bits!

WTF?  :lulz:

THE WOLF RULE:  PROVEN ONCE AGAIN.

YEP.

Now, anyone need to ask me again why I don't want them in my house?

I would.  Then I'd be all like "everything happens in the basement."  Then, when they walked down, I'd slam the door shut and scream "I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN" through it.  When they finally break the door, I'd claim I was possessed.

But I don't have a basement.  :sad: 
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Re: ATTN PD.COM: I'm losing it
« Reply #128 on: December 15, 2009, 09:00:12 pm »
Look at these people. Just look.

http://www.gercsa.com/Portland/

Their founder and lead investigator:  Steven Wolff.

Good call, Nigel. 

WAIT.  His "Bio" page is THREE PAGES LONG, with pictures.  It's his whole fucking life story, not just the relevant bits!

WTF?  :lulz:

THE WOLF RULE:  PROVEN ONCE AGAIN.

YEP.

Now, anyone need to ask me again why I don't want them in my house?

I would.  Then I'd be all like "everything happens in the basement."  Then, when they walked down, I'd slam the door shut and scream "I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN" through it.  When they finally break the door, I'd claim I was possessed.

But I don't have a basement.  :sad: 
:lulz:

I might just have to give this a whirl.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: ATTN PD.COM: I'm losing it
« Reply #129 on: December 15, 2009, 09:01:23 pm »
Thank you Roger, for making me snort and cackle in public.

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« Reply #130 on: December 15, 2009, 09:03:06 pm »
Thank you Roger, for making me snort and cackle in public.

It's just one more service I offer.

Which is good, because the "Inarticulate howling into your voicemail" service is temporarily on hold until my lungs work.
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Re: ATTN PD.COM: I'm losing it
« Reply #131 on: December 15, 2009, 10:08:49 pm »
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Re: ATTN PD.COM: I'm losing it
« Reply #132 on: December 15, 2009, 10:17:03 pm »
I think I just noticed something.

GERC?  Pronounced like jerk?

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« Reply #133 on: December 15, 2009, 10:49:19 pm »
I think I just noticed something.

GERC?  Pronounced like jerk?

It is now.   :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: ATTN PD.COM: I'm losing it
« Reply #134 on: December 15, 2009, 11:23:03 pm »
I've been doing some testing. It might just be in my head, as said before, but it seems like there's more activity when I do certain things. For example, having either a lot of lights on or no lights on both seem to cause the activity. Having just 4 or 5 seems fine.

The louder I am downstairs, the more obvious the panic presence is. If I'm dead quiet it's just a little nagging itch at the back of my head telling me I'm not welcome the entire time until I'm back in my room. If I'm loud, it'll make me feel significantly less uneasy until I get to the stairs when it becomes blinding "GET THE FUCK OUT".

The black mists are connected to low light. If it's too dark they won't appear (or maybe they just blend in) and if it's too bright they won't appear. The smells and sounds are connected to people in some way. If more than one person is awake, the smells appear. The sounds only occur when one person is awake and are at their peak when that person is trying to sleep.

The apparitions are mostly unconnected, but they appear MOSTLY either at early morning (like just before dawn) or dead middle of the day, always up stairs and usually near the stairwell. They are ALL faceless, headless, or in one case without anything above the waist. (Though my mom said she recently saw one with huge black stitches all over the blank face, I don't buy that because it doesn't fit the pattern and sounds like fucking Silent Hill. Plus I haven't seen it.) They appear in predictable patterns, but they seem very aware. I had the misfortune of being menaced into my room by a headless man earlier today, for example, who then slammed the door shut.

Mostly I've felt rather safe in my room, which is why I've been ignoring this. It doesn't seem as important so long as I have a Safe Place, which was being violated strongly when I posted this.

For the curious, I've looked some of the stuff up regarding the history of the place. There WAS a fire, but no one was home when it happened. The history of the land is pretty vague, but apparently it was never much of anything until the county bought it from the land owner and turned it into a housing project. (Yeah, it's the projects. I'm poor, stfu.) The city DID have a lot of citizens involved in the civil war, but to the best of my knowledge there were never houses in the area of where I'm living until recent times.

I've also contacted some people in the "ghost hunting" field, and they're all telling me that it fits a "demonic" haunting. I'd giggle at them, except that faceless people in offensively formal clothing and things that are missing everything above the waist are fucking scary as hell and these "experts" all admit that they don't know what "demon" means except "definitely-not-human".

FTR, I don't really take ghost-hunters seriously but I DEFINITELY take ghosts seriously and these are different from all the hauntings I've read up on. (And if anyone knows of any similar hauntings that they've read of, hook me up, I'm interested.) That being the case, I say the ghost-hunter "demon" is as good a guess as anyone is capable of offering.