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"Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« on: December 08, 2009, 09:34:08 pm »
Just to keep this place from clogging up.

Anyway, apparently black people are overwhelmingly rapists and knife-crime types and it's all the fault of multiculturalism.  Note the complete lack of statistics, presumably because they would show that, in fact, apart from burgalry in London, the majority of crime is committed by the White Devil.  You'd think Mad Mel's diatribes about Arabs would be enough racism for one website, but apparently not.

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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2009, 07:06:39 pm »
Tom Friedman: Afghanistan is like a retarded baby

http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/12/friedman-compares-afghanistan-to-special-needs-baby.php?ref=fpb

Yeah?  Yeah!

My God, I hope some Mujahideen beat the shit out of Tom Friedman one day, all while shouting "Suck. On. This."

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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2009, 10:17:40 am »

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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 02:54:07 pm »
http://townhall.com/columnists/ChuckNorris/2009/12/15/what_if_mother_mary_had_obamacare?page=full&comments=true

Chuck Norris explains how Obama wants to kill Baby Jesus.

At first I was like  :lulz:

Then I was like  :|

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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 03:04:58 pm »
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In short, while President Obama was accepting the Nobel Peace Prize, the Democrats in Congress drove a sword through the womb of the unborn.

This made me shit out loud  :lulz:
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2009, 08:30:06 pm »
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In short, while President Obama was accepting the Nobel Peace Prize, the Democrats in Congress drove a sword through the womb of the unborn.

This made me shit out loud  :lulz:


yeah, same

like, why are they targeting the unborn's wombs? the unborn are such small targets, it's much more effective to target their gigantic heads or something.

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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2009, 08:31:41 pm »
On the upside, that means they're only slaying female unborns... or male unborns with weird defects....
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2009, 09:09:22 pm »
The funny part about that is that he wrote it down, presumably re-read it, and then thought to himself "Yeah, that sounds right.".

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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2009, 10:07:48 pm »
Obviously Chuck Norris has been hit in the head one too many times.
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2009, 04:26:31 am »
http://townhall.com/columnists/ChuckNorris/2009/12/15/what_if_mother_mary_had_obamacare?page=full&comments=true

Chuck Norris explains how Obama wants to kill Baby Jesus.

Wow.  This man embodies the "legend in his own mind" principle.

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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2009, 12:18:03 pm »
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In short, while President Obama was accepting the Nobel Peace Prize, the Democrats in Congress drove a sword through the womb of the unborn.

This made me shit out loud  :lulz:


yeah, same

like, why are they targeting the unborn's wombs? the unborn are such small targets, it's much more effective to target their gigantic heads or something.

Actually I read it like the womb was the place where the unborn lived - kinda like the unborn's house. So it made sense to me in that respect. It was all the other respects that had me throat-juggling my breakfast
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2009, 02:41:29 pm »
Obviously Chuck Norris has been hit in the head one too many times.

I'd argue he hasn't been hit in the head enough times. 
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« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2009, 03:58:12 pm »
What conservatives apparently stand for: war, intolerance, kangaroo courts, and going backwards

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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2009, 04:00:11 pm »
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2009, 04:05:04 pm »
I think I found something to top even that:

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/wolcott/2009/12/while-glenn-beck-is-off.html

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While Glenn Beck is off moonlighting as Alec Baldwin's "butt double," filling his special contoured chair to host his crackpot radio show is Chris Baker, a rabble rouser in perpetual quest of rabble to rouse. Media Matters reports that Baker railed this morning that the purpose of the health-care bill being debated in Congress is to "weed out the undesirables" and enslave those who survive the weeding. He also referred to Harry Reid as an "evil entity."

I happened to catch the show on WOR this morning and Media Matters is correct, so far as it goes. But my favorite part of the Baker spiel was when he announced at the top of the hour that even though Jesus is his Lord and Savior, he had no Christmas spirit this season, none. This health care extravaganza, moving toward a vote and what looks like inevitable passage, had ruined Christmas for him, and not just this Christmas, but every Christmas going forward, because each future Christmas will only serve to remind him of the health care bill that was foisted on the American people this Christmas, the Nativity scene in his head now permanently desecrated by legislation.

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