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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2009, 04:08:41 pm »
Oh man, talk about laying it on thick.  Did he start crying too?
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2009, 04:23:29 pm »
BAHAHAHAHAAA!  Love it.  You can't out-hyperbolize this shit.

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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2009, 04:27:56 pm »
OK, last one for the day, I promise.

http://townhall.com/columnists/ChuckNorris/2009/12/22/away_with_the_manger?page=full&comments=true

Just...the whole thing.  This in particular made me laugh, though:

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What President Obama, like many other far-left politicians, needs is a paradigm shift -- a new way of seeing America, which is really an old way. It's the way our Founders viewed America, and it incorporates a good ol'-fashioned Christmas proclamation of Christ's birth. That America is the one I outline in the new (January 2010) paperback expansion of my New York Times best-seller "Black Belt Patriotism," which is ironically the same Christmas gift I'm sending to the president!
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2009, 04:29:43 pm »
This makes me re-think the whole Chuck Norris meme, and whether or not we should re-write them.
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2009, 05:04:42 pm »
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2009, 09:15:30 pm »
Jesus healed people who didn't have coverage.


Just sayin'.
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2009, 08:25:34 am »
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2009, 11:07:29 pm »
Speaking of washed up has-beens who have no business discussing politics:

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/nugent-obama-should-be-jailed_1126877

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Rocker TED NUGENT isn't a fan of U.S. leader BARACK OBAMA - he thinks the president should be jailed.

The Cat Scratch Fever hitmaker, a fervent Republican, insists America should be ashamed about voting in the Democrat, who took office in January (09).

He tells Royal Flush magazine, "I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail. It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist.

"(Former Chinese leader) Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up."
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2009, 01:19:09 am »
Attn Ted Nugent:  Among other things, it isn't illegal to be a communist.  Also, you're a retard.
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2009, 01:21:59 am »
Jesus healed people who didn't have coverage.


Just sayin'.

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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2009, 10:49:29 am »
At some point, I may have to change the title of this thread to "Chuck Norris Writes A Column" Thread...

http://townhall.com/columnists/ChuckNorris/2009/12/29/obamas_most_important_message?page=full&comments=true

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So let me see whether I have this straight. Obama's Christmas theology and mission is thus: Jesus is Gandhi. The wise men were non-greedy corporate executives on a baby tour. The "most important message" at Christmas is personal potential. And the "most important thing" children can do for their futures is read and do math.

God help us.

Of course, some people would suggest that it is not the President's role to be Sunday School Teacher to your child, but such people are probably Communists.
"The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before? Only the Logos allows one to mitigate that slavery. Only knowing the sources of thought and action allows us to own our thoughts and our actions, to throw off the yoke of circumstance."
- R. Scott Bakker, The Darkness That Comes Before

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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2009, 11:53:09 am »
Speaking of washed up has-beens who have no business discussing politics:

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/nugent-obama-should-be-jailed_1126877

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Rocker TED NUGENT isn't a fan of U.S. leader BARACK OBAMA - he thinks the president should be jailed.

The Cat Scratch Fever hitmaker, a fervent Republican, insists America should be ashamed about voting in the Democrat, who took office in January (09).

He tells Royal Flush magazine, "I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail. It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist.

"(Former Chinese leader) Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up."

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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2009, 01:19:32 pm »
At some point, I may have to change the title of this thread to "Chuck Norris Writes A Column" Thread...

http://townhall.com/columnists/ChuckNorris/2009/12/29/obamas_most_important_message?page=full&comments=true

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So let me see whether I have this straight. Obama's Christmas theology and mission is thus: Jesus is Gandhi. The wise men were non-greedy corporate executives on a baby tour. The "most important message" at Christmas is personal potential. And the "most important thing" children can do for their futures is read and do math.

God help us.

Of course, some people would suggest that it is not the President's role to be Sunday School Teacher to your child, but such people are probably Communists.

This would imply that to Chuck: Jesus is Pol Pot; the wise men were greedy Enron scumbags; the "most important message at Xmas is personal failure; and children should strive for ignorance.

Good to know.

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« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2009, 04:32:00 pm »
What conservatives apparently stand for: war, intolerance, kangaroo courts, and going backwards

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=OGI2MTQ0Y2YyYTI4MDI5NWRjYTQ0MzIzYzkxZTk3M2E=

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I have over the past couple of months been watching DVDs of Star Trek: The Next Generation, a show I missed completely in its run of 1987 to 1994; and I confess myself amazed that so many conservatives are fond of it. Its messages are unabashedly liberal ones of the early post-Cold War era peace, tolerance, due process, progress....

Wait, wait....I'm not quite understanding this. At first I thought this quote was a liberal bashing a conservative....but its actually a conservative bashing "peace, tolerance, due process, progress"?

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