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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #660 on: June 27, 2011, 10:24:09 pm »
http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2011/jun/27/the-wrong-john-wayne/#.TgjBaMY9_hQ.reddit

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Rep. Michele Bachmann kicked off her presidential campaign on Monday in Waterloo, Iowa, and in one interview surrounding the official event she promised to mimic the spirit of Waterloo's own John Wayne.

The only problem, as one eagle-eyed reader notes: Waterloo's John Wayne was not the beloved movie star, but rather John Wayne Gacy, the serial killer.

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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #661 on: June 28, 2011, 06:35:48 am »
Here is a corresponding video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsLfL9vMaUY&feature=player_embedded

Is it just me or is the frequency of stuff like this increasing?
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #662 on: June 28, 2011, 09:16:46 am »
Here is a corresponding video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsLfL9vMaUY&feature=player_embedded

Is it just me or is the frequency of stuff like this increasing?

Gacy wasn't even FROM Waterloo, Iowa, he was born in Chicago...  He just happened to be moved there by his parents, and settled in to begin his life of raping and murdering boys and men...  Maybe there's more about Lady Dingbat we need to know...

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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #663 on: June 30, 2011, 01:55:41 am »
"Now that the New York State Legislature has legalized homo marriage, there is not really any difference left between the United States and North Korea."
- Kathryn Jean Lopez, in National Review.
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #665 on: June 30, 2011, 02:48:03 am »
I don't understand Michelle Bachmann

Palin? Ok not too interested but I'd still tap that ass.
Hasselbeck? Damn straight. I would make her cry... in Ecstasy
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Bachmann? Shriveled.   :sad:
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #666 on: June 30, 2011, 05:26:06 am »
"Now that the New York State Legislature has legalized homo marriage, there is not really any difference left between the United States and North Korea."
- Kathryn Jean Lopez, in National Review.

Lulz.  Not only because of the incredible hyperbole, but because it's wrong:

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North Korea does not recognize same-sex marriages, civil unions or domestic partnership benefits. Most North Koreans face strong social pressure to marry a suitable person of the opposite sex, with the government rarely allowing for divorce.
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #667 on: June 30, 2011, 02:54:11 pm »
"Now that the New York State Legislature has legalized homo marriage, there is not really any difference left between the United States and North Korea."
- Kathryn Jean Lopez, in National Review.

Lulz.  Not only because of the incredible hyperbole, but because it's wrong:

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North Korea does not recognize same-sex marriages, civil unions or domestic partnership benefits. Most North Koreans face strong social pressure to marry a suitable person of the opposite sex, with the government rarely allowing for divorce.

Ha, thanks for posting that. I was having a moment of incredible cognitive dissonance, trying to imagine one of the most restrictive governments on earth recognizing gay marriage.
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #668 on: June 30, 2011, 03:03:11 pm »
I don't understand Michelle Bachmann

Palin? Ok not too interested but I'd still tap that ass.
Hasselbeck? Damn straight. I would make her cry... in Ecstasy
SE Cupp? You better believe it.
Malkin? Hell yah!
O'Donnell? As soon as I see that sexy witch I'm masturbating within seconds
Bachmann? Shriveled.   :sad:


I did not know who this was.  So I looked.

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Cupp presents evolution -- and science more generally -- as the enemy of religion. Reporters' "propping up of science," she writes, is an "attack on Christianity."

Creationism belongs in science classes, she claims, because it is "not a conspiracy theory," and "half the American population believes it."

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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #669 on: June 30, 2011, 03:49:45 pm »
I don't understand Michelle Bachmann

Palin? Ok not too interested but I'd still tap that ass.
Hasselbeck? Damn straight. I would make her cry... in Ecstasy
SE Cupp? You better believe it.
Malkin? Hell yah!
O'Donnell? As soon as I see that sexy witch I'm masturbating within seconds
Bachmann? Shriveled.   :sad:


I did not know who this was.  So I looked.

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Cupp presents evolution -- and science more generally -- as the enemy of religion. Reporters' "propping up of science," she writes, is an "attack on Christianity."

Creationism belongs in science classes, she claims, because it is "not a conspiracy theory," and "half the American population believes it."

Now I hate you.

but if science is the enemy of religion then shouldn't science classes just be banned?  teaching creationism in them means you are teaching Christianity in the halls of the enemy.  One of those serving two masters bits that Christians are supposed to avoid.
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #670 on: June 30, 2011, 04:28:45 pm »
I don't understand Michelle Bachmann

Palin? Ok not too interested but I'd still tap that ass.
Hasselbeck? Damn straight. I would make her cry... in Ecstasy
SE Cupp? You better believe it.
Malkin? Hell yah!
O'Donnell? As soon as I see that sexy witch I'm masturbating within seconds
Bachmann? Shriveled.   :sad:


I did not know who this was.  So I looked.

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Cupp presents evolution -- and science more generally -- as the enemy of religion. Reporters' "propping up of science," she writes, is an "attack on Christianity."

Creationism belongs in science classes, she claims, because it is "not a conspiracy theory," and "half the American population believes it."

Now I hate you.


 :lulz:
The best part is in almost every interview she goes on how much of an atheist she is. Also she's annoying as hell, bigoted and probably has had her brains turned into mash potatoes with some sort of government alien technology (at least thats my theory right now).
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #671 on: June 30, 2011, 06:55:17 pm »
I don't understand Michelle Bachmann

Palin? Ok not too interested but I'd still tap that ass.
Hasselbeck? Damn straight. I would make her cry... in Ecstasy
SE Cupp? You better believe it.
Malkin? Hell yah!
O'Donnell? As soon as I see that sexy witch I'm masturbating within seconds
Bachmann? Shriveled.   :sad:


I did not know who this was.  So I looked.

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Cupp presents evolution -- and science more generally -- as the enemy of religion. Reporters' "propping up of science," she writes, is an "attack on Christianity."

Creationism belongs in science classes, she claims, because it is "not a conspiracy theory," and "half the American population believes it."

Now I hate you.

Yes, but she looks like this



And is a trained ballet dancer.
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #672 on: June 30, 2011, 07:00:27 pm »
Those eyes.... She's one of the Others, isn't she?

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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #673 on: June 30, 2011, 07:01:28 pm »
She looks like she's been sucking on lemons. 
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Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« Reply #674 on: June 30, 2011, 07:14:33 pm »
I still would.
"The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before? Only the Logos allows one to mitigate that slavery. Only knowing the sources of thought and action allows us to own our thoughts and our actions, to throw off the yoke of circumstance."
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