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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2009, 10:30:24 pm »
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« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2009, 03:17:53 am »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2009, 03:21:21 am »
DAMN YOU OBAMA! I WAS WILLING TO NOT HATE YOU, BUT YOU WENT AND STOLD MAH KEEEEL!!!
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2009, 03:29:46 am »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2009, 03:30:41 am »
DAMN YOU OBAMA! I WAS WILLING TO NOT HATE YOU, BUT YOU WENT AND STOLD MAH KEEEEL!!!

Never trust a politician...they're all like, "IMA LINE UP THE SHOT FOR YOU" then BAM! they done stole your kill!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2009, 03:46:24 am »
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2009, 04:44:36 am »






















« Last Edit: December 11, 2009, 04:49:19 am by Mistress Freeky »
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2009, 04:50:09 am »


And also this.
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2009, 05:01:28 am »
You will pay.   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2009, 05:03:33 am »
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If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2009, 05:23:37 am »
BOOM! HEADSHOT!



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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2009, 07:41:06 am »


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We're all up in your boxes. Being all dramatic and shit, bitch

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2009, 07:43:07 am »
I pooped, I cried, I laughed.
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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2009, 09:36:46 pm »

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2009, 12:28:30 am »
BOOM! HEADSHOT!



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