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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2009, 10:30:24 pm »
 :lulz:

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« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2009, 03:17:53 am »
If I had telekinesis, EVERYONE would be an astronaut.

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« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2009, 03:21:21 am »
DAMN YOU OBAMA! I WAS WILLING TO NOT HATE YOU, BUT YOU WENT AND STOLD MAH KEEEEL!!!
29th Street isn't a bad neighborhood, it's an adventure!

Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2009, 03:29:46 am »
If I had telekinesis, EVERYONE would be an astronaut.

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2009, 03:30:41 am »
DAMN YOU OBAMA! I WAS WILLING TO NOT HATE YOU, BUT YOU WENT AND STOLD MAH KEEEEL!!!

Never trust a politician...they're all like, "IMA LINE UP THE SHOT FOR YOU" then BAM! they done stole your kill!
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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2009, 03:46:24 am »
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2009, 04:44:36 am »






















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29th Street isn't a bad neighborhood, it's an adventure!

Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2009, 04:50:09 am »


And also this.
29th Street isn't a bad neighborhood, it's an adventure!

Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2009, 05:01:28 am »
You will pay.   :argh!:
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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2009, 05:03:33 am »
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29th Street isn't a bad neighborhood, it's an adventure!

Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2009, 05:23:37 am »
BOOM! HEADSHOT!



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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2009, 07:41:06 am »


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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2009, 07:43:07 am »
I pooped, I cried, I laughed.
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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2009, 09:36:46 pm »

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2009, 12:28:30 am »
BOOM! HEADSHOT!



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