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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2009, 10:30:24 pm »
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« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2009, 03:17:53 am »
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2009, 03:21:21 am »
DAMN YOU OBAMA! I WAS WILLING TO NOT HATE YOU, BUT YOU WENT AND STOLD MAH KEEEEL!!!
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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2009, 03:29:46 am »
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2009, 03:30:41 am »
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 11, 2009, 03:21:21 am
DAMN YOU OBAMA! I WAS WILLING TO NOT HATE YOU, BUT YOU WENT AND STOLD MAH KEEEEL!!!

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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2009, 03:46:24 am »
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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2009, 04:44:36 am »






















« Last Edit: December 11, 2009, 04:49:19 am by Mistress Freeky »
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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2009, 04:50:09 am »


And also this.
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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2009, 05:01:28 am »
You will pay.   :argh!:
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2009, 05:03:33 am »
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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2009, 05:23:37 am »
Quote from: BAI on December 11, 2009, 05:15:35 am
BOOM! HEADSHOT!



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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2009, 07:41:06 am »
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 11, 2009, 04:44:36 am


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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2009, 07:43:07 am »
I pooped, I cried, I laughed.
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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2009, 09:36:46 pm »
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Re: ATTN ROGER
« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2009, 12:28:30 am »
Quote from: BAI on December 11, 2009, 05:15:35 am
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