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Re: Attn: Suu, her principality and Swamp Yankees in general
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2009, 05:35:00 pm »
I can't do it. Gah.

I've had veal before, but I want to know what farm it comes from before I eat it so I know they aren't abused. I've become very picky lately about the treatment of my food. The better they live, they better they taste, IMHO.

I'm thinking of doing a farmer's share next year which includes beef and poultry. I'd rather support the local farmers who DO treat the livestock well then god-knows what is being shipped in from where.

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I'm too concerned with the way primates want to treat other primates to worry about how they play with their food.

"You are what you eat."

I am a piece of brocolli.   :sad:
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Re: Attn: Suu, her principality and Swamp Yankees in general
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2009, 05:36:52 pm »
I can't do it. Gah.

I've had veal before, but I want to know what farm it comes from before I eat it so I know they aren't abused. I've become very picky lately about the treatment of my food. The better they live, they better they taste, IMHO.

I'm thinking of doing a farmer's share next year which includes beef and poultry. I'd rather support the local farmers who DO treat the livestock well then god-knows what is being shipped in from where.

-Suu
May have been to Vermont one too many times now. *crunch*

I'm too concerned with the way primates want to treat other primates to worry about how they play with their food.

"You are what you eat."

I am a piece of brocolli.   :sad:

That is better than tofu right? Or cabbage?  :lulz:

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« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2009, 05:37:48 pm »
I can't do it. Gah.

I've had veal before, but I want to know what farm it comes from before I eat it so I know they aren't abused. I've become very picky lately about the treatment of my food. The better they live, they better they taste, IMHO.

I'm thinking of doing a farmer's share next year which includes beef and poultry. I'd rather support the local farmers who DO treat the livestock well then god-knows what is being shipped in from where.

-Suu
May have been to Vermont one too many times now. *crunch*

I'm too concerned with the way primates want to treat other primates to worry about how they play with their food.

"You are what you eat."

I am a piece of brocolli.   :sad:

That is better than tofu right? Or cabbage?  :lulz:

BROCOLLI!   :x

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Re: Attn: Suu, her principality and Swamp Yankees in general
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2009, 05:38:41 pm »
I can't do it. Gah.

I've had veal before, but I want to know what farm it comes from before I eat it so I know they aren't abused. I've become very picky lately about the treatment of my food. The better they live, they better they taste, IMHO.

I'm thinking of doing a farmer's share next year which includes beef and poultry. I'd rather support the local farmers who DO treat the livestock well then god-knows what is being shipped in from where.

-Suu
May have been to Vermont one too many times now. *crunch*

I'm too concerned with the way primates want to treat other primates to worry about how they play with their food.

"You are what you eat."

I am a piece of brocolli.   :sad:

Well, at least we know you're safe from George HW Bush.  Or was it Reagan who really hated Brocolli?  I forget.  
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« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2009, 05:44:56 pm »
If this is true, then I am coffee today.
I could be shit and death too, had I heeded the advice of one especially vocal driver this morning.
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« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2009, 05:46:52 pm »
If this is true, then I am coffee today.
I could be shit and death too, had I heeded the advice of one especially vocal driver this morning.

Shit and death sounds like a badass thing to be. You'd be like the septic Grim Reaper.

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« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2009, 05:53:59 pm »
If this is true, then I am coffee today.
I could be shit and death too, had I heeded the advice of one especially vocal driver this morning.

I am going to attempt to make Warren Ellis' "death coffee" on Friday, sans cocaine.
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Re: Attn: Suu, her principality and Swamp Yankees in general
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2009, 05:54:25 pm »
Either veal is over-rated or I've just never had a good cut of it. Every time I've eaten it I found it too chewy.
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« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2009, 05:56:37 pm »
Either veal is over-rated or I've just never had a good cut of it. Every time I've eaten it I found it too chewy.

Chewy?  The only veal I ever had that was chewy was in the army.  We hypothesised that was where combat boots went when they died.
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Re: Attn: Suu, her principality and Swamp Yankees in general
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2009, 05:57:32 pm »
If this is true, then I am coffee today.
I could be shit and death too, had I heeded the advice of one especially vocal driver this morning.

I am going to attempt to make Warren Ellis' "death coffee" on Friday, sans cocaine.

The rat piss version?

Either veal is over-rated or I've just never had a good cut of it. Every time I've eaten it I found it too chewy.

Chewy?  The only veal I ever had that was chewy was in the army.  We hypothesised that was where combat boots went when they died.

I was given MRE's once at an SCA event.  I turned them into a mini - Hindenberg and woke up the whole encampment.  Army food is on the lsit of things Richter is not allowed to have now.
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« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2009, 05:59:32 pm »
If this is true, then I am coffee today.
I could be shit and death too, had I heeded the advice of one especially vocal driver this morning.

I am going to attempt to make Warren Ellis' "death coffee" on Friday, sans cocaine.

The rat piss version?

No, the Fell version.  The one with the hershy bar melted in, and 8 shots of expresso added.  He also mentioned cocaine, but I am a clean living man.  Who sometimes winds up 30' up a tree, butt nekkid.
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Re: Attn: Suu, her principality and Swamp Yankees in general
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2009, 07:46:20 pm »
Absolutely. But we need to wait a little while. I don't do veal.

Hold on a second.  Isn't the main complaint about veal that they raise the calves in horrible conditions?

That calf doesn't look like it's being force-fed in a box; hence, it should be as ok to kill as any other cow.

That and it's a dairy farm. So they won't slaughter him anyway. They'll raise him to be a bull and breed.

I hate to break it to you, but most of the male calves born on dairy farms get eaten, because they really don't need that many bulls.
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Re: Attn: Suu, her principality and Swamp Yankees in general
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2009, 07:48:00 pm »
Absolutely. But we need to wait a little while. I don't do veal.

Hold on a second.  Isn't the main complaint about veal that they raise the calves in horrible conditions?

That calf doesn't look like it's being force-fed in a box; hence, it should be as ok to kill as any other cow.

That and it's a dairy farm. So they won't slaughter him anyway. They'll raise him to be a bull and breed.

I hate to break it to you, but most of the male calves born on dairy farms get eaten, because they really don't need that many bulls.

Oh well, time to start calling dibs on the cuts. Prime rib!
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« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2009, 07:48:43 pm »
Absolutely. But we need to wait a little while. I don't do veal.

Hold on a second.  Isn't the main complaint about veal that they raise the calves in horrible conditions?

That calf doesn't look like it's being force-fed in a box; hence, it should be as ok to kill as any other cow.

That and it's a dairy farm. So they won't slaughter him anyway. They'll raise him to be a bull and breed.

I hate to break it to you, but most of the male calves born on dairy farms get eaten, because they really don't need that many bulls.

They need to appeal to the fetish market, then.  They already have the machines, right?
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« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2009, 09:34:51 pm »
Absolutely. But we need to wait a little while. I don't do veal.

Hold on a second.  Isn't the main complaint about veal that they raise the calves in horrible conditions?

That calf doesn't look like it's being force-fed in a box; hence, it should be as ok to kill as any other cow.

That and it's a dairy farm. So they won't slaughter him anyway. They'll raise him to be a bull and breed.

I hate to break it to you, but most of the male calves born on dairy farms get eaten, because they really don't need that many bulls.

They need to appeal to the fetish market, then.  They already have the machines, right?

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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