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Re: you know what? fuck it...
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2009, 04:31:14 am »
I see more wrecks round these parts from people asleep at the wheel then I care to admit.
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Re: you know what? fuck it...
« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2009, 04:35:46 am »
I am going to send you some cookies too!



What is your favorite kind ECH?
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Re: you know what? fuck it...
« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2009, 04:39:23 am »
I am going to send you some cookies too!



What is your favorite kind ECH?

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Re: you know what? fuck it...
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2009, 04:45:38 am »
Post your phone number too!



If you dare!




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Re: you know what? fuck it...
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2009, 04:52:20 am »
Speaking of what kind cookie you likes, what DON'T you like in a cookie?
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Re: you know what? fuck it...
« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2009, 04:53:53 am »
Just google earthed it. WTF is with you americans? Is every fucking place over there divided into neat little perfect squares? :argh!:

they don't call it "Manhattan metric" for nothing ... apparently this is what happens if you come to a new country and have too much space on your hands, and want to try out this new-fangled thing called "city planning" instead of just letting the shit grow organically.

A lot of New England cities are from before we had civil engineers over here, so they're all fucked up and nonsensical.

Well, Providence is on a grid (most of it anyway), but Boston looks like someone threw spaghetti on the paper and called it a plan.

Also, it may LOOK nice and neat and organized, but that doesn't account for the fact that most of them are one-ways.
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« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2009, 04:57:21 am »
Post your phone number too!



If you dare!




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Nope.  But I might PM it.
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Re: you know what? fuck it...
« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2009, 07:48:56 am »
go ahead and PM it, I'm not quite willing to openly post my cell phone number.

Not because of anyone here, but because of lurkbots and Durko.

as for cookies, well...I pretty much just like cookies, but I especially like snickerdoodles and molasses cookies.

and, you know, special cookies.
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« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2009, 07:59:10 am »
as for cookies, well...I pretty much just like cookies, but I especially like snickerdoodles and molasses cookies.
YES
and, you know, special cookies.
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« Reply #39 on: December 11, 2009, 08:30:51 pm »
go ahead and PM it, I'm not quite willing to openly post my cell phone number.

Not because of anyone here, but because of lurkbots and Durko.

as for cookies, well...I pretty much just like cookies, but I especially like snickerdoodles and molasses cookies.

and, you know, special cookies.

SNICKERDOODLES


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« Reply #40 on: December 11, 2009, 08:43:54 pm »
Snickerdoodles sound good, I think I'll make some tonight.
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Re: you know what? fuck it...
« Reply #41 on: December 11, 2009, 08:46:25 pm »
as for cookies, well...I pretty much just like cookies, but I especially like snickerdoodles and molasses cookies.

and, you know, special cookies.

I shall surprise you, since SPS got snickerdoodle dibs.
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