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Re: Jazz: srs fucking business
« Reply #75 on: December 13, 2009, 03:14:53 am »
I would ordinarily agree with you if it weren't for the simple fact that all jazz is crap.

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Re: Jazz: srs fucking business
« Reply #76 on: December 13, 2009, 03:22:19 am »
In fact this thread is invading my wellness bubble and increasing my bad stress levels. My counseling doctor tells me that to regain my inner spirit I must now listen to 5 hours of soothing wave sounds with my fussy stress bear - Pickles.
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Re: Jazz: srs fucking business
« Reply #77 on: December 13, 2009, 03:39:11 am »
Some Jazz is alright.
But there's one thing I cannot stand



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But I say, whatever, at least it's not Sade

Hey! What the fuck is wrong with Sade?
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Re: Jazz: srs fucking business
« Reply #78 on: December 13, 2009, 04:01:38 am »
nothing, as long as you can overlook her being basically the female Kenny G.

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Re: Jazz: srs fucking business
« Reply #79 on: December 13, 2009, 04:04:16 am »
...With better hair and a nicer ass.



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Re: Jazz: srs fucking business
« Reply #80 on: December 13, 2009, 05:15:42 am »
that's sort of like me saying I'd rather eat my poop than your poop.

I mean, either way...
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« Reply #81 on: December 13, 2009, 06:05:44 am »
I like jazz more than most music, simply because it's the roots of a lot of modern music.

That said, most music people know as jazz is either best listened to in the spirit of Merzbow, or listened to while passed out cold.

I prefer me some big band jazz. Horn sections the size of a third world country? Fuck yeah.

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Re: Jazz: srs fucking business
« Reply #82 on: December 13, 2009, 06:19:41 am »
cavemen thumping on shit with old bones is the roots of all music, but that doesn't mean I wanna listen to some goddamn hippie drum circle.
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« Reply #83 on: December 13, 2009, 07:57:20 am »
Hey! What the fuck is wrong with Sade?

All her songs sound the same.  And not in the "hey, all this person's songs sound like they're part of a larger song--but it's a good song, whatever it is" kind of way.

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« Reply #84 on: December 13, 2009, 12:17:21 pm »
I would ordinarily agree with you if it weren't for the simple fact that all jazz is crap.

This, except the complete opposite
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Re: Jazz: srs fucking business
« Reply #85 on: December 13, 2009, 02:24:02 pm »
If nothing else, this thread proves that R-Prime statements about jazz are a troll's goldmine.
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« Reply #86 on: December 13, 2009, 02:30:58 pm »
If nothing else, this thread proves that R-Prime statements about jazz are a troll's goldmine.
True, additionally metal is the anime of music
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« Reply #87 on: December 13, 2009, 04:15:32 pm »
not unless your point is that you're not only a snob about music, you're a snob about bad music.

and you totally missed my point about musical complexity, which was that complexity has absolutely ZERO bearing on whether or not music is good.

hence why Dream Theater and jazz, while both technically impressive, are still nothing more than overwrought wankery.

I bet that if you were a metal kid, you'd like Yngwei Malmsteen.

I'm not trying to be a snob about anything.  And not all jazz is complex, and I still like that.  I'm simply pointing out, to utterly discredit jazz is ignorant as hell.

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« Reply #88 on: December 13, 2009, 04:17:32 pm »
If nothing else, this thread proves that R-Prime statements about jazz are a troll's goldmine.
True, additionally metal is the anime of music

I intend to pioneer Viking Jazz one day.

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« Reply #89 on: December 13, 2009, 06:12:30 pm »
not unless your point is that you're not only a snob about music, you're a snob about bad music.

and you totally missed my point about musical complexity, which was that complexity has absolutely ZERO bearing on whether or not music is good.

hence why Dream Theater and jazz, while both technically impressive, are still nothing more than overwrought wankery.

I bet that if you were a metal kid, you'd like Yngwei Malmsteen.

I'm not trying to be a snob about anything.  And not all jazz is complex, and I still like that.  I'm simply pointing out, to utterly discredit jazz is ignorant as hell.

and I'm simply pointing out that saying things like "from a logical standpoint, jazz is blah blah blah wankety wank..." is ignorant as hell, and makes you sound like a dweeb.

now shut up and go ride your Segway.
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