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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #45 on: December 15, 2009, 11:21:29 pm »
Quote from: Cramulus on December 15, 2009, 10:54:33 pm
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2009, 09:52:12 pm
Quote from: Cramulus on December 15, 2009, 08:05:17 pm
down the front of your shirt?

what - were you drinking urine and spit it all over the place?

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It's part of my patented "urine emanating from irregular orifices" - schtick

eg. - "I just peed up in my mouth a little"  or "I laughed so hard I actually wept piss"


gah yeah, got it
sorry for making you explain it

I was distracted by vomit pissing out my ass

Quote from: Squid on December 15, 2009, 11:12:46 pm
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Don't laugh, Extra-Urethral Urine Dispersal Syndrome is very serious.
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #46 on: December 16, 2009, 12:59:36 am »
FUCK YOU MY RELATIVE DIED FROM Extra-Urethral Urine Dispersal Syndrome
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #47 on: December 16, 2009, 03:23:36 pm »
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #48 on: December 17, 2009, 02:35:54 am »
Her food still makes my mouth water.  Wonderfully delicious deliciousness.  She MUST be evil incarnate.
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #49 on: December 17, 2009, 03:30:11 am »





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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #50 on: December 17, 2009, 04:37:22 am »
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #51 on: December 17, 2009, 07:06:11 am »
her without makeup?


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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #52 on: December 17, 2009, 01:29:53 pm »
Someone needs to WOMP Paula Deen and Pyramid Head.
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #53 on: December 17, 2009, 01:32:46 pm »
Or WOMP her and Ina Garten into 2 girls 1 cup. 
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #54 on: December 20, 2009, 09:08:35 am »
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #55 on: December 20, 2009, 02:19:49 pm »
JESUS CHRIST!
Slanket recoils in horror, falling backwards out of his chair, stumbling to his feet and then out the door screaming at the top of his lungs as he runs down the street.
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #56 on: December 20, 2009, 02:30:35 pm »
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #57 on: December 20, 2009, 02:41:04 pm »
Oh dear fucking god.
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #58 on: December 20, 2009, 05:52:44 pm »
I win. Thread over.

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