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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #45 on: December 15, 2009, 11:21:29 pm »
down the front of your shirt?

what - were you drinking urine and spit it all over the place?

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It's part of my patented "urine emanating from irregular orifices" - schtick

eg. - "I just peed up in my mouth a little"  or "I laughed so hard I actually wept piss"


gah yeah, got it
sorry for making you explain it

I was distracted by vomit pissing out my ass

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Don't laugh, Extra-Urethral Urine Dispersal Syndrome is very serious.

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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #46 on: December 16, 2009, 12:59:36 am »
FUCK YOU MY RELATIVE DIED FROM Extra-Urethral Urine Dispersal Syndrome

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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #47 on: December 16, 2009, 03:23:36 pm »

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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #48 on: December 17, 2009, 02:35:54 am »
Her food still makes my mouth water.  Wonderfully delicious deliciousness.  She MUST be evil incarnate.
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #49 on: December 17, 2009, 03:30:11 am »






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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #50 on: December 17, 2009, 04:37:22 am »

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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #51 on: December 17, 2009, 07:06:11 am »
her without makeup?



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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #52 on: December 17, 2009, 01:29:53 pm »
Someone needs to WOMP Paula Deen and Pyramid Head.
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #53 on: December 17, 2009, 01:32:46 pm »
Or WOMP her and Ina Garten into 2 girls 1 cup. 
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #54 on: December 20, 2009, 09:08:35 am »
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #55 on: December 20, 2009, 02:19:49 pm »
JESUS CHRIST!
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #56 on: December 20, 2009, 02:30:35 pm »
 :lulz:

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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #57 on: December 20, 2009, 02:41:04 pm »
Oh dear fucking god.
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Re: UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!
« Reply #58 on: December 20, 2009, 05:52:44 pm »
I win. Thread over.

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