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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #30 on: July 05, 2011, 12:02:46 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2009, 07:55:29 pm
This is fucking awesome.

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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #31 on: July 05, 2011, 12:14:20 am »
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 12:02:46 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2009, 07:55:29 pm
This is fucking awesome.

Stickied for use against the next AKK clone to fall through the door.

I had a feeling my name would drop early ITT  :lulz:

There's a reason for that, AKK.  I mean, if negative attention is what you'll settle for, it's what you'll get.
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #32 on: July 05, 2011, 12:30:28 am »
It's not really that.  More that just while I was reading it I was having flashbacks to those threads.

I assumed someone else *cough* might feel similarly.
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2011, 08:32:31 pm »
Quote from: Telarus on September 18, 2010, 03:18:39 am
It's the line between liking Monty Python and sharing favorite moments with friends, and interjecting a Monty Python quote into every conversation that you possibly can.

I have my own special hate for people who randomly quote Monty Python.

Also, excellent work, Nigel.
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #34 on: September 26, 2011, 10:08:14 pm »
Thanks!
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #35 on: June 18, 2012, 05:31:37 pm »
God damn it I'm a Steve >.> I don't want to be Steve.
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #36 on: June 19, 2012, 01:10:33 pm »
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 18, 2012, 05:31:37 pm
God damn it I'm a Steve >.> I don't want to be Steve.

Then stop.
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All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #37 on: June 19, 2012, 01:11:51 pm »
It's cooler to be a Stephen anyway.
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #38 on: June 22, 2012, 04:26:51 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2010, 03:28:07 pm
Quote from: Batty Kissinger on April 02, 2010, 08:58:49 am
Is anyone gonna smack nuclearcabbage or should I?

I think he left when none of us took his "Roger's inflamed gonads ARE MAHDGJICKQUAL" rant seriously.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24167.msg829335#msg829335

Strangely enough, Roger himself has argued this, and posited that this is why he should be allowed to run around in public "nude."
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #39 on: February 04, 2013, 06:18:47 pm »
You left out the group of Discordians who were discussing how much they hate themselves and everyone else who hasn't used Discordianism as a means to justify the unleashing of their hate as much as they have.
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #40 on: February 04, 2013, 07:04:44 pm »
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on February 04, 2013, 06:18:47 pm
You left out the group of Discordians who were discussing how much they hate themselves and everyone else who hasn't used Discordianism as a means to justify the unleashing of their hate as much as they have.

Yeah, Nigel. What the fuck? Why did you leave out those guys?
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2013, 10:44:19 pm »
Quote from: Pæs on February 04, 2013, 07:04:44 pm
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on February 04, 2013, 06:18:47 pm
You left out the group of Discordians who were discussing how much they hate themselves and everyone else who hasn't used Discordianism as a means to justify the unleashing of their hate as much as they have.

Yeah, Nigel. What the fuck? Why did you leave out those guys?

OMG I HAVE FAILED AS A DISCORDIAN!

:crybaby:

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #42 on: February 04, 2013, 10:55:48 pm »
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 04, 2013, 10:44:19 pm
Quote from: Pæs on February 04, 2013, 07:04:44 pm
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on February 04, 2013, 06:18:47 pm
You left out the group of Discordians who were discussing how much they hate themselves and everyone else who hasn't used Discordianism as a means to justify the unleashing of their hate as much as they have.

Yeah, Nigel. What the fuck? Why did you leave out those guys?

OMG I HAVE FAILED AS A DISCORDIAN!

:crybaby:

JUST HANG UP YOUR JOCKSTRAP.  STICK A FORK IN IT.

On a completely unrelated note, Mumbo's name on Facebook is "Steve".  So stick that in your e-cigarette and smoke...Um, inhale it.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #43 on: February 04, 2013, 10:56:30 pm »
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on February 04, 2013, 06:18:47 pm
You left out the group of Discordians who were discussing how much they hate themselves and everyone else who hasn't used Discordianism as a means to justify the unleashing of their hate as much as they have.

I have never needed to justify my Hate2  It just IS.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2013, 11:04:39 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2013, 10:55:48 pm
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 04, 2013, 10:44:19 pm
Quote from: Pæs on February 04, 2013, 07:04:44 pm
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on February 04, 2013, 06:18:47 pm
You left out the group of Discordians who were discussing how much they hate themselves and everyone else who hasn't used Discordianism as a means to justify the unleashing of their hate as much as they have.

Yeah, Nigel. What the fuck? Why did you leave out those guys?

OMG I HAVE FAILED AS A DISCORDIAN!

:crybaby:

JUST HANG UP YOUR JOCKSTRAP.  STICK A FORK IN IT.

On a completely unrelated note, Mumbo's name on Facebook is "Steve".  So stick that in your e-cigarette and smoke...Um, inhale it.

 :lol:


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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku
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