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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #30 on: July 05, 2011, 01:02:46 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2009, 07:55:29 pm
This is fucking awesome.

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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #31 on: July 05, 2011, 01:14:20 am »
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 01:02:46 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2009, 07:55:29 pm
This is fucking awesome.

Stickied for use against the next AKK clone to fall through the door.

I had a feeling my name would drop early ITT  :lulz:

There's a reason for that, AKK.  I mean, if negative attention is what you'll settle for, it's what you'll get.
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #32 on: July 05, 2011, 01:30:28 am »
It's not really that.  More that just while I was reading it I was having flashbacks to those threads.

I assumed someone else *cough* might feel similarly.
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2011, 09:32:31 pm »
Quote from: Telarus on September 18, 2010, 04:18:39 am
It's the line between liking Monty Python and sharing favorite moments with friends, and interjecting a Monty Python quote into every conversation that you possibly can.

I have my own special hate for people who randomly quote Monty Python.

Also, excellent work, Nigel.
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #34 on: September 26, 2011, 11:08:14 pm »
Thanks!
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #35 on: June 18, 2012, 06:31:37 pm »
God damn it I'm a Steve >.> I don't want to be Steve.
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #36 on: June 19, 2012, 02:10:33 pm »
Quote from: Tupac L. Porker on June 18, 2012, 06:31:37 pm
God damn it I'm a Steve >.> I don't want to be Steve.

Then stop.
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #37 on: June 19, 2012, 02:11:51 pm »
It's cooler to be a Stephen anyway.
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #38 on: June 22, 2012, 05:26:51 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2010, 04:28:07 pm
Quote from: Batty Kissinger on April 02, 2010, 09:58:49 am
Is anyone gonna smack nuclearcabbage or should I?

I think he left when none of us took his "Roger's inflamed gonads ARE MAHDGJICKQUAL" rant seriously.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24167.msg829335#msg829335

Strangely enough, Roger himself has argued this, and posited that this is why he should be allowed to run around in public "nude."
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #39 on: February 04, 2013, 06:18:47 pm »
You left out the group of Discordians who were discussing how much they hate themselves and everyone else who hasn't used Discordianism as a means to justify the unleashing of their hate as much as they have.
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #40 on: February 04, 2013, 07:04:44 pm »
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on February 04, 2013, 06:18:47 pm
You left out the group of Discordians who were discussing how much they hate themselves and everyone else who hasn't used Discordianism as a means to justify the unleashing of their hate as much as they have.

Yeah, Nigel. What the fuck? Why did you leave out those guys?
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2013, 10:44:19 pm »
Quote from: Pæs on February 04, 2013, 07:04:44 pm
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on February 04, 2013, 06:18:47 pm
You left out the group of Discordians who were discussing how much they hate themselves and everyone else who hasn't used Discordianism as a means to justify the unleashing of their hate as much as they have.

Yeah, Nigel. What the fuck? Why did you leave out those guys?

OMG I HAVE FAILED AS A DISCORDIAN!

:crybaby:

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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #42 on: February 04, 2013, 10:55:48 pm »
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 04, 2013, 10:44:19 pm
Quote from: Pæs on February 04, 2013, 07:04:44 pm
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on February 04, 2013, 06:18:47 pm
You left out the group of Discordians who were discussing how much they hate themselves and everyone else who hasn't used Discordianism as a means to justify the unleashing of their hate as much as they have.

Yeah, Nigel. What the fuck? Why did you leave out those guys?

OMG I HAVE FAILED AS A DISCORDIAN!

:crybaby:

JUST HANG UP YOUR JOCKSTRAP.  STICK A FORK IN IT.

On a completely unrelated note, Mumbo's name on Facebook is "Steve".  So stick that in your e-cigarette and smoke...Um, inhale it.
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #43 on: February 04, 2013, 10:56:30 pm »
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on February 04, 2013, 06:18:47 pm
You left out the group of Discordians who were discussing how much they hate themselves and everyone else who hasn't used Discordianism as a means to justify the unleashing of their hate as much as they have.

I have never needed to justify my Hate2  It just IS.
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Re: The Parable of Steve
« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2013, 11:04:39 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2013, 10:55:48 pm
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 04, 2013, 10:44:19 pm
Quote from: Pæs on February 04, 2013, 07:04:44 pm
Quote from: Mr. MumboJumbo on February 04, 2013, 06:18:47 pm
You left out the group of Discordians who were discussing how much they hate themselves and everyone else who hasn't used Discordianism as a means to justify the unleashing of their hate as much as they have.

Yeah, Nigel. What the fuck? Why did you leave out those guys?

OMG I HAVE FAILED AS A DISCORDIAN!

:crybaby:

JUST HANG UP YOUR JOCKSTRAP.  STICK A FORK IN IT.

On a completely unrelated note, Mumbo's name on Facebook is "Steve".  So stick that in your e-cigarette and smoke...Um, inhale it.

 :lol:


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