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The Good Reverend Roger

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El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« on: December 31, 2009, 02:46:30 am »
http://www.kitv.com/politics/22094469/detail.html

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HONOLULU -- Conservative radio talk host Rush Limbaugh was rushed to a Honolulu hospital on Wednesday afternoon with chest pains, sources told KITV.

Paramedics responded to the call at 2:41 p.m. at the Kahala Hotel and Resort.

Limbaugh suffered from chest pains, sources said. Paramedics treated him and took him to Queen's Medical Center in serious condition.

I do hope it's nothing trivial.
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2009, 03:18:16 am »
I was scrolling through this forum too fast and blended the top two thread titles into "El Rushbo rushed to face execution." I got my hopes up :(
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2009, 03:42:08 am »
Unconfirmed report says the fat man has croaked.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2009, 03:44:30 am »
really?!
Link-o on the croaked claim?  :eek:
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2009, 03:48:13 am »
Quote from: Iptuous on December 31, 2009, 03:44:30 am
really?!
Link-o on the croaked claim?  :eek:

No link.  Overheard on satellite radio, and - as I said - totally unconfirmed.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2009, 03:59:32 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 03:48:13 am
Quote from: Iptuous on December 31, 2009, 03:44:30 am
really?!
Link-o on the croaked claim?  :eek:

No link.  Overheard on satellite radio, and - as I said - totally unconfirmed.

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2009, 04:12:23 am »
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2009, 04:24:19 am »
quick! snag the rights to:

GlenBeckRapedandMurderedRushLimbaugh.com
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2009, 04:39:25 am »
Quote from: Iptuous on December 31, 2009, 04:24:19 am
quick! snag the rights to:

GlenBeckRapedandMurderedRushLimbaugh.com

 :lulz:

Fucker's still alive.

Maybe he'll linger a bit.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2009, 04:47:15 am »
DIE FUCKER DIE.




wut?  I hate that dude.  He poisoned my teenaged years.
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2009, 04:54:11 am »
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2009, 04:56:41 am »
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2009, 10:39:10 am »
I'm rather hoping he's alive, has something major, and his insurance company denies his claim.
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2009, 11:56:52 am »
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 31, 2009, 10:39:10 am
I'm rather hoping he's alive, has something major, and his insurance company denies his claim.
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2009, 03:50:11 pm »
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Limbaugh Recovering In Honolulu Hospital

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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.
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