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El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« on: December 31, 2009, 02:46:30 am »
http://www.kitv.com/politics/22094469/detail.html

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HONOLULU -- Conservative radio talk host Rush Limbaugh was rushed to a Honolulu hospital on Wednesday afternoon with chest pains, sources told KITV.

Paramedics responded to the call at 2:41 p.m. at the Kahala Hotel and Resort.

Limbaugh suffered from chest pains, sources said. Paramedics treated him and took him to Queen's Medical Center in serious condition.

I do hope it's nothing trivial.
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2009, 03:18:16 am »
I was scrolling through this forum too fast and blended the top two thread titles into "El Rushbo rushed to face execution." I got my hopes up :(
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2009, 03:42:08 am »
Unconfirmed report says the fat man has croaked.
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2009, 03:44:30 am »
really?!
Link-o on the croaked claim?  :eek:

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2009, 03:48:13 am »
really?!
Link-o on the croaked claim?  :eek:

No link.  Overheard on satellite radio, and - as I said - totally unconfirmed.
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2009, 03:59:32 am »
really?!
Link-o on the croaked claim?  :eek:

No link.  Overheard on satellite radio, and - as I said - totally unconfirmed.


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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2009, 04:12:23 am »
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2009, 04:24:19 am »
quick! snag the rights to:

GlenBeckRapedandMurderedRushLimbaugh.com

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2009, 04:39:25 am »
quick! snag the rights to:

GlenBeckRapedandMurderedRushLimbaugh.com

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Fucker's still alive.

Maybe he'll linger a bit.
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2009, 04:47:15 am »
DIE FUCKER DIE.




wut?  I hate that dude.  He poisoned my teenaged years.

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2009, 04:54:11 am »

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2009, 10:39:10 am »
I'm rather hoping he's alive, has something major, and his insurance company denies his claim.
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2009, 11:56:52 am »
I'm rather hoping he's alive, has something major, and his insurance company denies his claim.
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2009, 03:50:11 pm »
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Limbaugh Recovering In Honolulu Hospital

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"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
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