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El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« on: December 31, 2009, 02:46:30 am »
http://www.kitv.com/politics/22094469/detail.html

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HONOLULU -- Conservative radio talk host Rush Limbaugh was rushed to a Honolulu hospital on Wednesday afternoon with chest pains, sources told KITV.

Paramedics responded to the call at 2:41 p.m. at the Kahala Hotel and Resort.

Limbaugh suffered from chest pains, sources said. Paramedics treated him and took him to Queen's Medical Center in serious condition.

I do hope it's nothing trivial.
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2009, 03:18:16 am »
I was scrolling through this forum too fast and blended the top two thread titles into "El Rushbo rushed to face execution." I got my hopes up :(
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2009, 03:42:08 am »
Unconfirmed report says the fat man has croaked.
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2009, 03:44:30 am »
really?!
Link-o on the croaked claim?  :eek:

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2009, 03:48:13 am »
really?!
Link-o on the croaked claim?  :eek:

No link.  Overheard on satellite radio, and - as I said - totally unconfirmed.
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2009, 03:59:32 am »
really?!
Link-o on the croaked claim?  :eek:

No link.  Overheard on satellite radio, and - as I said - totally unconfirmed.


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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2009, 04:12:23 am »
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2009, 04:24:19 am »
quick! snag the rights to:

GlenBeckRapedandMurderedRushLimbaugh.com

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2009, 04:39:25 am »
quick! snag the rights to:

GlenBeckRapedandMurderedRushLimbaugh.com

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Fucker's still alive.

Maybe he'll linger a bit.
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2009, 04:47:15 am »
DIE FUCKER DIE.




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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2009, 04:54:11 am »

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2009, 10:39:10 am »
I'm rather hoping he's alive, has something major, and his insurance company denies his claim.
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2009, 11:56:52 am »
I'm rather hoping he's alive, has something major, and his insurance company denies his claim.
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2009, 03:50:11 pm »
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Limbaugh Recovering In Honolulu Hospital

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