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El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« on: December 31, 2009, 02:46:30 am »
http://www.kitv.com/politics/22094469/detail.html

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HONOLULU -- Conservative radio talk host Rush Limbaugh was rushed to a Honolulu hospital on Wednesday afternoon with chest pains, sources told KITV.

Paramedics responded to the call at 2:41 p.m. at the Kahala Hotel and Resort.

Limbaugh suffered from chest pains, sources said. Paramedics treated him and took him to Queen's Medical Center in serious condition.

I do hope it's nothing trivial.
It was all a joke.  In real life, I'm not this way.  I'm some other way.  I meant it to be funny to US, and it was, at least to the ME part of US. I meant it to be funny to YOU, just not THEM, see? Unless you are actually part of THEM, and if that's true, well, my apologies.

And that would be my individual apology.  I would apologize for US but I'm not sure if there is an US that's larger than just ME in this regard.  I'm not even so sure YOU are or are not at least partially any of THEM.

But if you are one of THEM to whom I am apologizing, I'm truly sorry.

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2009, 03:18:16 am »
I was scrolling through this forum too fast and blended the top two thread titles into "El Rushbo rushed to face execution." I got my hopes up :(
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2009, 03:42:08 am »
Unconfirmed report says the fat man has croaked.
It was all a joke.  In real life, I'm not this way.  I'm some other way.  I meant it to be funny to US, and it was, at least to the ME part of US. I meant it to be funny to YOU, just not THEM, see? Unless you are actually part of THEM, and if that's true, well, my apologies.

And that would be my individual apology.  I would apologize for US but I'm not sure if there is an US that's larger than just ME in this regard.  I'm not even so sure YOU are or are not at least partially any of THEM.

But if you are one of THEM to whom I am apologizing, I'm truly sorry.

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2009, 03:44:30 am »
really?!
Link-o on the croaked claim?  :eek:

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2009, 03:48:13 am »
really?!
Link-o on the croaked claim?  :eek:

No link.  Overheard on satellite radio, and - as I said - totally unconfirmed.
It was all a joke.  In real life, I'm not this way.  I'm some other way.  I meant it to be funny to US, and it was, at least to the ME part of US. I meant it to be funny to YOU, just not THEM, see? Unless you are actually part of THEM, and if that's true, well, my apologies.

And that would be my individual apology.  I would apologize for US but I'm not sure if there is an US that's larger than just ME in this regard.  I'm not even so sure YOU are or are not at least partially any of THEM.

But if you are one of THEM to whom I am apologizing, I'm truly sorry.

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2009, 03:59:32 am »
really?!
Link-o on the croaked claim?  :eek:

No link.  Overheard on satellite radio, and - as I said - totally unconfirmed.


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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2009, 04:12:23 am »
It was all a joke.  In real life, I'm not this way.  I'm some other way.  I meant it to be funny to US, and it was, at least to the ME part of US. I meant it to be funny to YOU, just not THEM, see? Unless you are actually part of THEM, and if that's true, well, my apologies.

And that would be my individual apology.  I would apologize for US but I'm not sure if there is an US that's larger than just ME in this regard.  I'm not even so sure YOU are or are not at least partially any of THEM.

But if you are one of THEM to whom I am apologizing, I'm truly sorry.

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2009, 04:24:19 am »
quick! snag the rights to:

GlenBeckRapedandMurderedRushLimbaugh.com

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2009, 04:39:25 am »
quick! snag the rights to:

GlenBeckRapedandMurderedRushLimbaugh.com

 :lulz:

Fucker's still alive.

Maybe he'll linger a bit.
It was all a joke.  In real life, I'm not this way.  I'm some other way.  I meant it to be funny to US, and it was, at least to the ME part of US. I meant it to be funny to YOU, just not THEM, see? Unless you are actually part of THEM, and if that's true, well, my apologies.

And that would be my individual apology.  I would apologize for US but I'm not sure if there is an US that's larger than just ME in this regard.  I'm not even so sure YOU are or are not at least partially any of THEM.

But if you are one of THEM to whom I am apologizing, I'm truly sorry.

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2009, 04:47:15 am »
DIE FUCKER DIE.




wut?  I hate that dude.  He poisoned my teenaged years.

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2009, 04:54:11 am »

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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2009, 10:39:10 am »
I'm rather hoping he's alive, has something major, and his insurance company denies his claim.
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2009, 11:56:52 am »
I'm rather hoping he's alive, has something major, and his insurance company denies his claim.
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Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2009, 03:50:11 pm »
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Limbaugh Recovering In Honolulu Hospital

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It was all a joke.  In real life, I'm not this way.  I'm some other way.  I meant it to be funny to US, and it was, at least to the ME part of US. I meant it to be funny to YOU, just not THEM, see? Unless you are actually part of THEM, and if that's true, well, my apologies.

And that would be my individual apology.  I would apologize for US but I'm not sure if there is an US that's larger than just ME in this regard.  I'm not even so sure YOU are or are not at least partially any of THEM.

But if you are one of THEM to whom I am apologizing, I'm truly sorry.