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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #135 on: January 31, 2011, 05:42:49 am »
As for killing a giraffe, imagine a man with an arm as thick as that neck, beating you with a skull.
It can take a group of people to hold down even a sedated giraffe, and one person can struggle to keep control of a single leg.
Fuck that.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #136 on: January 31, 2011, 01:57:32 pm »
Even when you chop one in half with a spade, the two ends go crawling off and become two separate snakes.

Dude that only works if you manage to chop it length-wise.
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #137 on: January 31, 2011, 11:50:12 pm »
Hmm. I think I could probably take a sparrow-sized bird, and maybe some of the mid-sized rodents. Maybe.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #138 on: February 01, 2011, 12:11:08 am »
A small dog- But my luck, fucker would be rabid >.>
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #139 on: February 01, 2011, 12:23:14 am »
Fuck fighting an ostrich.  They can kick you to death quite easily.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #140 on: February 01, 2011, 04:34:38 am »
Well yeah, I would never test if it knew an attack was coming or wanted to start the fight itself.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #141 on: February 02, 2011, 03:53:25 am »
Can we pick a specific animal?
because i think i could take Manuel Uribe, no problem...
and he's huge.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #142 on: February 03, 2011, 03:21:45 pm »
A Galapagos tortoise, those things seem kinda slow. Just need to make sure it keeps poking its head out.
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #143 on: February 03, 2011, 03:23:18 pm »
Added bonuses:  they evolved in an environment free of natural predators, and are incredibly delicious.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #144 on: February 03, 2011, 04:03:37 pm »
I can kill a GOLDFISH with MY BARE FUCKING HANDS! RAH!
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You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

And, keep in mind that a human is an animal too.

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Would a rapist dolphin be OK?

i first read this as a racist dolphin...
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but yeah... i would probably require a weapon. Like a rocket laucher or something.  :zombie: :backpedal: :omg:
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