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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2010, 05:58:51 pm »
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I don't think water animals on dry land should count.....

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You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2010, 06:00:01 pm »
You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

And, keep in mind that a human is an animal too.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2010, 06:05:28 pm »
I'd love to say Lion but, in all honesty I reckon one of them would fuck me over big-time. Two or three rottweilers would be a good fight, tho. I'd give myself 50-50 on the outcome of that one.
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2010, 06:08:33 pm »
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2010, 06:18:24 pm »
I'd love to say Lion but, in all honesty I reckon one of them would fuck me over big-time. Two or three rottweilers would be a good fight, tho. I'd give myself 50-50 on the outcome of that one.

What happened to you killing a golden eagle?

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2010, 06:24:04 pm »
You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

And, keep in mind that a human is an animal too.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2010, 06:24:57 pm »
You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

And, keep in mind that a human is an animal too.

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I would pay a lot of money to see you wrestle Roseanne.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2010, 06:27:05 pm »
You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

And, keep in mind that a human is an animal too.

Roseanne Barr.

I would pay a lot of money to see you wrestle Roseanne.

Yes, I would too!!

I wonder if she would bounce of kind of flop like goo?

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2010, 06:30:13 pm »
I'd love to say Lion but, in all honesty I reckon one of them would fuck me over big-time. Two or three rottweilers would be a good fight, tho. I'd give myself 50-50 on the outcome of that one.

What happened to you killing a golden eagle?

A golden eagle is much smaller than 3 rottweilers. Thread says "largest"
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2010, 06:37:42 pm »
Besides, I thought you just wanted to punch the eagle.
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2010, 06:38:28 pm »
The terms of the fight are fairly unclear.

That said, I've been doing a hell of a job destroying the entire global ecosystem, just by being a part of western society.



Do I win?

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2010, 06:42:30 pm »
Besides, I thought you just wanted to punch the eagle.

oh yeah, my mistake.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2010, 07:26:03 pm »
The terms of the fight are fairly unclear.

That said, I've been doing a hell of a job destroying the entire global ecosystem, just by being a part of western society.



Do I win?

No, it has to be in the ring.  What other terms do you need?

It's you, in a ring, with some other animal.  Both naked.  One of you kills the other.  The end.
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2010, 07:26:47 pm »
You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

And, keep in mind that a human is an animal too.

Roseanne Barr.

I would pay a lot of money to see you wrestle Roseanne.

Yes, I would too!!

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Have you seen her lately?  She's actually lost a lot of weight.
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2010, 07:28:21 pm »
You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

And, keep in mind that a human is an animal too.

Roseanne Barr.

I would pay a lot of money to see you wrestle Roseanne.

Yes, I would too!!

I wonder if she would bounce of kind of flop like goo?

Have you seen her lately?  She's actually lost a lot of weight.

I actually thought she was dead until Roger mentioned her. 

That would have to be a hell of a lot of weight though....