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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #75 on: January 09, 2010, 05:54:13 pm »
IMA WRASSLE ME A PANDA!

They look cute, but, they're still bears. No way I'm messing with a panda.

Yes, but they're vegetarian pandas. They chose to eat bamboo, no shit, they still have carniverous animal stomachs.
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #76 on: January 09, 2010, 06:26:39 pm »
I could kill a coral.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #78 on: January 09, 2010, 06:45:19 pm »
Owned by pandas.

Silly monkeys!  :lulz:
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #79 on: January 09, 2010, 07:10:46 pm »
Maybe Fred wants to wrestle Red Pandas and not Giant Pandas:




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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #80 on: January 09, 2010, 07:32:19 pm »
Fred is going to attack Firefox?
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #81 on: January 09, 2010, 07:58:43 pm »
"Could"?  A dog, midsize, if I had to.  But I'd probably get bitten all to hell.

"Would"?  Depends on it if it's him/her vs. me, life vs. death of me or mine.  The "have to be nekkid" part is hard b/c animals can really do some bloody work on you if you have no clothes on to catch their claws on or snag on their teefs. 

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #82 on: January 09, 2010, 08:26:41 pm »
Claw-based animals I reckon are the worst cos they can wail at you with 4 paws full of that shit, usually with reactions and speed faster than yours.

Teeth generally aren't too much of a worry cos it's one attack vector and you can generally grab one of the other bits and hold the teeth away from you, like with dogs.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #83 on: January 09, 2010, 08:32:45 pm »
I think I could probably take a baboon.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #84 on: January 09, 2010, 08:34:00 pm »
I think I could probably take a baboon.

Now that has the potential to be a fucking good fight. You'd have to be a pretty shit-hot fighter, tho, I reckon.
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #85 on: January 09, 2010, 08:49:33 pm »
I know for certain I can take out a chihuahua. And if flora count, I will fuck UP a fern or a walnut.

On speculation...I'd say...a wild pig.
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #86 on: January 09, 2010, 08:52:08 pm »
I would totally fuck up a llama.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #87 on: January 09, 2010, 08:54:15 pm »
I know for certain I can take out a chihuahua. And if flora count, I will fuck UP a fern or a walnut.

On speculation...I'd say...a wild pig.

Are you fucking shitting me?  :lulz:


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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #88 on: January 09, 2010, 08:56:33 pm »
While I was looking up wild board stories, this article made me sad: http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/hogzilla-not/
 :cry: Poor Fred.
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #89 on: January 09, 2010, 08:59:12 pm »
I know for certain I can take out a chihuahua. And if flora count, I will fuck UP a fern or a walnut.

On speculation...I'd say...a wild pig.

Are you fucking shitting me?  :lulz:




Bring it.

I can crack a walnut with my bare hands.

Fuck that pig. IN THE ASS.

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