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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2010, 08:49:09 pm »
I think I could best a penguin at a match of fisticuffs.
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2010, 08:49:17 pm »

I think a giraffe; but i think it would take a while.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2010, 08:55:18 pm »
Note that I never answered.

I'm a pacifist, and wouldn't kill anything you bloodthirsty bastards.
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2010, 09:03:16 pm »
Note that I never answered.

I'm a pacifist, and wouldn't kill anything you bloodthirsty bastards.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2010, 09:03:36 pm »
I think fish should be fought in a pool or it doesn't count.  They would just flop around and die within 15 minutes or so.  Aquatic mammals would have to be up for discussion.  That is only fair.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #50 on: January 08, 2010, 09:14:27 pm »
Let me clarify; A pool of sufficent size for said animal to move freely and attack from all angles, with a 2 meter platform for the person fightign it.
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #51 on: January 08, 2010, 09:38:04 pm »
Let me clarify; A pool of sufficent size for said animal to move freely and attack from all angles, with a 2 meter platform for the person fightign it.

See, now that would be fair.  Scary as shit, but fair.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #52 on: January 08, 2010, 09:40:14 pm »
Note that I never answered.

I'm a pacifist, and wouldn't kill anything you bloodthirsty bastards.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #53 on: January 08, 2010, 10:16:58 pm »
this is what sarah palin would do....but with a gun


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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #54 on: January 08, 2010, 10:34:46 pm »
A blue whale.

Because one, they're not very manouverable on land and two, their throat size is smaller than an orange, making it easy to suffocate.  God, I'm such a zoology geek.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #55 on: January 08, 2010, 10:36:36 pm »
Giant ground sloth

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #56 on: January 08, 2010, 11:00:39 pm »
A blue whale.

Because one, they're not very manouverable on land and two, their throat size is smaller than an orange, making it easy to suffocate.  God, I'm such a zoology geek.

But they breathe through a blowhole. :?

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #57 on: January 08, 2010, 11:01:19 pm »
Not when I'm done with it, it wont.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #58 on: January 08, 2010, 11:01:44 pm »
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #59 on: January 08, 2010, 11:14:50 pm »
Note that I never answered.

I'm a pacifist, and wouldn't kill anything you bloodthirsty bastards.

I though it was clarified to "could kill" not would.

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