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Re: kitty advice
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2010, 04:49:25 am »

Board up all your windows. Or make all cats except yours extinct. The first one is easier.
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Re: kitty advice
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2010, 05:13:45 pm »
What we do--- look outside to see what the hubbubb is about, sigh, spray the cat with the squirt bottle for fun, chuckle, let him keep doing it

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Re: kitty advice
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2010, 05:26:56 pm »
you should punish your cathubby



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Re: kitty advice
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2010, 06:21:29 pm »
It is virtually impossible to break a cat of any habit, it will just become sneakier in how it goes about it.
Seems like a worthy goal in itself.
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Re: kitty advice
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2010, 06:28:04 pm »
you should punish your stubby



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Re: kitty advice
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2010, 06:35:21 pm »
I love how this board has sort of a reverse osmosis thing going.


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Re: kitty advice
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2010, 12:32:39 am »
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