PD, please help me pick out some new glasses (a secondary pair that will probably turn primary very quickly). Be sure to enjoy the super lighting and fabulous work name tag!

They're actually dark purple, fyi.

These are just like those last ones, yet ever so slightly different! They would also be purple.

Ehhh.. not sure about Hipster Eve. But they come in RED.

WHAT IS THIS FACE?

I just don't even.
Help a girl out. I'm bad at judging things on my own face.