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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #4515 on: November 17, 2011, 01:19:30 am »
This is my Just Woke Up on the Sofa After Falling Asleep to Family Guy Look.

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« Reply #4516 on: November 17, 2011, 01:24:13 am »
HAIRCUT DAY WOMPFODDER




COME AT ME, BRO

WHAT'S THE MATTER, WOMPSPAGS? TOO SCARED TO MESS WITH THIS?

WANT ME TO CUT THE HEADS OUT FOR YOU?

Someone's got to WOMP this shit.

HE'S ASKING FOR IT.
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“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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« Reply #4517 on: November 17, 2011, 01:24:31 am »
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JESUS FUCK

How do you attain such loft?
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #4518 on: November 17, 2011, 01:25:57 am »
JESUS FUCK

How do you attain such loft?

1. Apply ample amounts of Pomade or Brylcreem in hair.
2. Fall asleep on the sofa.
3. ???
4. PROPHET!
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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #4519 on: November 17, 2011, 01:48:31 am »
HAIRCUT DAY WOMPFODDER




COME AT ME, BRO

WHAT'S THE MATTER, WOMPSPAGS? TOO SCARED TO MESS WITH THIS?

WANT ME TO CUT THE HEADS OUT FOR YOU?

Someone's got to WOMP this shit.

HE'S ASKING FOR IT.

Fine.  But I'm new at this...
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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #4520 on: November 17, 2011, 01:55:57 am »
Fine.  But I'm new at this...
I DO NOT AFEARED OF YOUR PUNY WOMPLAZORS.

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« Reply #4521 on: November 17, 2011, 01:56:35 am »
Fine.  But I'm new at this...
I DO NOT AFEARED OF YOUR PUNY WOMPLAZORS.

 :magick:


Over in the WOMP thread.   :p
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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #4522 on: November 17, 2011, 02:42:43 am »
Fine.  But I'm new at this...
I DO NOT AFEARED OF YOUR PUNY WOMPLAZORS.

 :magick:


Over in the WOMP thread.   :p
No, YOU over in the WOMP thread.

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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #4523 on: November 17, 2011, 03:03:20 am »
Waffle Iron-

I seem to have missed your arrival.

Holy fuck.
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« Reply #4524 on: November 17, 2011, 03:07:41 am »
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I think that counts as HolyTM.  Hell, you could bugger the pope and still get into heaven, with hair like that.
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All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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« Reply #4525 on: November 17, 2011, 03:09:52 am »
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I think that counts as HolyTM.  Hell, you could bugger the pope and still get into heaven, with hair like that.

Yeah, but it'd be just him and Don King up there...
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« Reply #4526 on: November 17, 2011, 03:17:39 am »
This is my Just Woke Up on the Sofa After Falling Asleep to Family Guy Look.



I think that counts as HolyTM.  Hell, you could bugger the pope and still get into heaven, with hair like that.

Yeah, but it'd be just him and Don King up there...

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

They'd have to duel until one of them was bald.
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All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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« Reply #4527 on: November 17, 2011, 03:21:38 am »
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I think that counts as HolyTM.  Hell, you could bugger the pope and still get into heaven, with hair like that.

Yeah, but it'd be just him and Don King up there...

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

They'd have to duel until one of them was bald.

I approve.   :lulz:
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« Reply #4528 on: November 17, 2011, 10:56:37 pm »
I finally got these pics.

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« Reply #4529 on: November 17, 2011, 11:18:53 pm »
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I think that counts as HolyTM.  Hell, you could bugger the pope and still get into heaven, with hair like that.

Yeah, but it'd be just him and Don King up there...

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

They'd have to duel until one of them was bald.

I'd win that hands down. No one in my family loses hair, ever.
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