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« Reply #5295 on: October 23, 2012, 03:56:49 am »
I wanted to share this with those of you who haven't seen it on facebook, because instagram aside it may be the greatest photo anyone has taken of me, and mostly because I have no idea how to recreate this expression aside from pins and superglue.

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« Reply #5296 on: October 23, 2012, 03:58:27 am »
SHIT HARPOONS DO EXIST!!!! :eek:
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« Reply #5297 on: October 23, 2012, 04:24:38 am »
I wanted to share this with those of you who haven't seen it on facebook, because instagram aside it may be the greatest photo anyone has taken of me, and mostly because I have no idea how to recreate this expression aside from pins and superglue.



Great picture, EoC!  Where did you find that awesome harpoon?
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« Reply #5298 on: October 23, 2012, 04:27:22 am »
I live in the former whaling capital of the world.  That one is a replica that my sister bid on and won at a recent wine tasting.
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« Reply #5299 on: October 23, 2012, 05:12:48 am »
I live in the former whaling capital of the world.  That one is a replica that my sister bid on and won at a recent wine tasting.

Ah that's cool.  I love nautical gear like that.
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« Reply #5300 on: October 25, 2012, 02:43:24 am »
Careful, that towel is at least a CR3.

I happen to be a Supply Geek5/Spag4. I think that towel knows its place. :lulz:

 :lulz: I totally just shot beer out my nose between the two of you.
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« Reply #5301 on: October 25, 2012, 02:45:18 am »
Found a ten-year-old pic of myself



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« Reply #5302 on: October 25, 2012, 02:47:33 am »
I wanted to share this with those of you who haven't seen it on facebook, because instagram aside it may be the greatest photo anyone has taken of me, and mostly because I have no idea how to recreate this expression aside from pins and superglue.



Uhm.

OMG

This is... I don't know what to say besides "epic". It's epic. It's hilarious. I need to use it for something, even though I have no idea what.
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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #5303 on: October 25, 2012, 02:58:28 am »
I wanted to share this with those of you who haven't seen it on facebook, because instagram aside it may be the greatest photo anyone has taken of me, and mostly because I have no idea how to recreate this expression aside from pins and superglue.



RICHTER!  THERE'S MY GODDAMN HARPOON! GET THAT SHIT FOR ME!
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« Reply #5304 on: October 26, 2012, 12:53:28 am »
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That looks like a cast iron butt slug braized onto a shaft that would bend faster than the entire staff of "All Things Considered" with a drunk Nobel laureate on set. 

I am a damn pervert when it comes to cutlery, and if I am to send a harpoon to the high desert I will be SURE that it could take a scooter riding land cetacean and drag something the mass of your old cherokee behind.
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« Reply #5305 on: October 26, 2012, 12:58:37 am »
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That looks like a cast iron butt slug braized onto a shaft that would bend faster than the entire staff of "All Things Considered" with a drunk Nobel laureate on set. 

I am a damn pervert when it comes to cutlery, and if I am to send a harpoon to the high desert I will be SURE that it could take a scooter riding land cetacean and drag something the mass of your old cherokee behind.

"Replica" means "probably less for ANYTHING but hanging on the wall or posing for AWESOME photos."

I am not sure if I should be amused or horrified that the first thought I had upon seeing TGRR's request for a harpoon was a vivid image of a super-sized teabagger on a Segway being dragged behind a Jeep...
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« Reply #5306 on: October 26, 2012, 01:19:14 am »
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That looks like a cast iron butt slug braized onto a shaft that would bend faster than the entire staff of "All Things Considered" with a drunk Nobel laureate on set. 

I am a damn pervert when it comes to cutlery, and if I am to send a harpoon to the high desert I will be SURE that it could take a scooter riding land cetacean and drag something the mass of your old cherokee behind.

"Replica" means "probably less for ANYTHING but hanging on the wall or posing for AWESOME photos."

I am not sure if I should be amused or horrified that the first thought I had upon seeing TGRR's request for a harpoon was a vivid image of a super-sized teabagger on a Segway being dragged behind a Jeep...

I am ashamed to have had it outstanding for a few years now.  Like with the silver drinking horn project, it needs to happen in it's time. 

Esperachius was mentioned as possible compensation.
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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #5307 on: October 27, 2012, 03:48:59 pm »


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« Reply #5308 on: October 27, 2012, 04:24:48 pm »
The expression on your face is... disturbing.  :lol:
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« Reply #5309 on: October 27, 2012, 09:27:21 pm »
Mate has bought posh camera with go-faster bits

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