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Re: Science, Kai...Pure Science, and be Damned to He Who Says "Enough".
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2010, 09:01:39 pm »
I've only shown any talent for the social sciences.

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Re: Science, Kai...Pure Science, and be Damned to He Who Says "Enough".
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2010, 09:05:11 pm »
I've only shown any talent for the social sciences.

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That can also be used for insane ends.  Mad science is multi-disciplinary.

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Re: Science, Kai...Pure Science, and be Damned to He Who Says "Enough".
« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2010, 09:09:14 pm »
Aye. Time to manipulate social structure for my own gains.
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Re: Science, Kai...Pure Science, and be Damned to He Who Says "Enough".
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2010, 09:12:31 pm »
Aye. Time to manipulate social structure for my own gains.

Everyone does that.

Manipulate it for maximum laughs.  Evil laughs.  Booming, maniacal laughs.


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Re: Science, Kai...Pure Science, and be Damned to He Who Says "Enough".
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2010, 09:14:46 pm »
Humor is pretty much my number one gain. But I get your point.
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Re: Science, Kai...Pure Science, and be Damned to He Who Says "Enough".
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2010, 10:50:58 pm »
 :magick: MWAHAHAHAHA! LET'S BLOW SOME SHIT UP!!!
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Re: Science, Kai...Pure Science, and be Damned to He Who Says "Enough".
« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2010, 12:32:14 am »
Echodomina - "FOOLS! I'LL DESTROY THEM ALL!", "IT LIVES!", "THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!", or other megalomanical statements.

I yell that when making pizza dough.

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Re: Science, Kai...Pure Science, and be Damned to He Who Says "Enough".
« Reply #38 on: February 09, 2010, 02:54:16 am »
I found toys!
(this may seem familiar to some of you more experienced scientists)


thermite:
3 parts of aluminium plus 10 parts of magnetite(iron oxide), powdered.
light with magnesium ribbon(or powder).

PS: the parts are in weight. 3 gram alu for 10 parts rust.


Chloral hydrate:

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In the above doses(0.3 gram to 1.3 gram(or 5-20 grains)) the drug is a powerful and safe hypnotic, acting directly on the brain, and producing no preliminary stage of excitement. Very soon - perhaps twenty minutes - after taking such a dose, the patient falls into a sleep which lasts several hours, and is not distinguishable from natural sleep. When he wakes, it is without disagreeable after-symptoms, but with a feeling of natural refreshment.

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Re: Science, Kai...Pure Science, and be Damned to He Who Says "Enough".
« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2010, 02:57:00 am »
I found toys!
(this may seem familiar to some of you more experienced scientists)


thermite:
3 parts of aluminium plus 10 parts of magnetite(iron oxide), powdered.
light with magnesium ribbon(or powder).

PS: the parts are in weight. 3 gram alu for 10 parts rust.


Chloral hydrate:

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In the above doses(0.3 gram to 1.3 gram(or 5-20 grains)) the drug is a powerful and safe hypnotic, acting directly on the brain, and producing no preliminary stage of excitement. Very soon - perhaps twenty minutes - after taking such a dose, the patient falls into a sleep which lasts several hours, and is not distinguishable from natural sleep. When he wakes, it is without disagreeable after-symptoms, but with a feeling of natural refreshment.



Yeah, and you should talk about them really loudly.

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Re: Science, Kai...Pure Science, and be Damned to He Who Says "Enough".
« Reply #40 on: February 09, 2010, 03:02:09 am »
I found toys!
(this may seem familiar to some of you more experienced scientists)


thermite:
3 parts of aluminium plus 10 parts of magnetite(iron oxide), powdered.
light with magnesium ribbon(or powder).

PS: the parts are in weight. 3 gram alu for 10 parts rust.


Chloral hydrate:

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In the above doses(0.3 gram to 1.3 gram(or 5-20 grains)) the drug is a powerful and safe hypnotic, acting directly on the brain, and producing no preliminary stage of excitement. Very soon - perhaps twenty minutes - after taking such a dose, the patient falls into a sleep which lasts several hours, and is not distinguishable from natural sleep. When he wakes, it is without disagreeable after-symptoms, but with a feeling of natural refreshment.



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In cases of acute poisoning by chloral hydrate, the symptoms may be summarized as those of profound coma. The treatment is to give a stimulant emetic such as mustard; to keep up the temperature by hot bottles, &c.; to prevent or disturb the patient's morbid sleep by the injection of hot strong coffee into the rectum,
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: Science, Kai...Pure Science, and be Damned to He Who Says "Enough".
« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2010, 03:10:25 am »
coffee in the rectum? i missed that! awesome!
but that only happens if you OD.

@ doc howl:
these are just toys, doc.
just toys.
only for playing and getting rid of rodents.
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Re: Science, Kai...Pure Science, and be Damned to He Who Says "Enough".
« Reply #42 on: February 09, 2010, 03:13:41 am »
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to prevent or disturb the patient's morbid sleep by the injection of hot strong coffee into the rectum,

I need to hit the medical supply store down by UMC.

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Re: Science, Kai...Pure Science, and be Damned to He Who Says "Enough".
« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2010, 03:15:08 am »
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to prevent or disturb the patient's morbid sleep by the injection of hot strong coffee into the rectum,

I need to hit the medical supply store down by UMC.

Thought you'd like that.
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Science, Kai...Pure Science, and be Damned to He Who Says "Enough".
« Reply #44 on: February 09, 2010, 03:17:15 am »
Allow me to be one to

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