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« on: February 09, 2010, 09:22:25 pm »
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2010, 09:33:39 pm »
DOKTOR HOWL KEEPS TRYING TO TAKE MY PUPPY! IT'S MY FUCKING PUPPY! :x
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2010, 09:37:10 pm »
TAXES! THE DOMINAINT PARADIGM IS FORCING ME TO ABORT MY PREGNANCY! I DON'T EVEN OWN A UTERUS! WINDFALL!
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2010, 09:38:28 pm »
DOKTOR HOWL KEEPS TRYING TO TAKE MY PUPPY! IT'S MY FUCKING PUPPY! :x

IT'S FOR SCIENCE!


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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2010, 09:44:15 pm »
SCIENCE WASN'T MADE WITH PUPPY-SURVIVABILITY IN MIND!
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2010, 09:51:06 pm »
SCIENCE WASN'T MADE WITH PUPPY-SURVIVABILITY IN MIND!

WE CAN REBUILD HIM.  WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.

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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2010, 09:52:16 pm »
I LIKE PICKLES THE WAY HE IS!
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2010, 09:52:59 pm »
I LIKE PICKLES THE WAY HE IS!

THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR PUPPY.

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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2010, 01:06:55 am »
FRANK MURTHA HATES AMURRICA!!!! REANIMATE HIM, TRY HIM, AND THROW HIM IN GITMO!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2010, 01:16:15 am »
HERE'S WHAT I REALLY THINK OF ALL OF YOU!

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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2010, 03:12:52 am »
(BLOW THINGS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION, FREAK THE FUCK OUT, USE CAPSLOCK WHERE NECESSARY)

(quiet assertation that things aren't really as bad as they seem)
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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2010, 03:54:46 am »
(BLOW THINGS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION, FREAK THE FUCK OUT, USE CAPSLOCK WHERE NECESSARY)

(quiet assertation that things aren't really as bad as they seem)

TAKING PERSONAL OFFENSE AT YOUR POST

STARING CONTEST

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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2010, 04:25:16 am »
Some unrelated comment trying to get attention.
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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2010, 05:15:26 am »
MEE TO!

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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2010, 05:18:57 am »
(BLOW THINGS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION, FREAK THE FUCK OUT, USE CAPSLOCK WHERE NECESSARY)

(quiet assertation that things aren't really as bad as they seem)

TAKING PERSONAL OFFENSE AT YOUR POST

STARING CONTEST
STARING INTO THE ABYSS

ABYSS IS STARING BACK
WHAT DO
Is it plugged in?