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Yeah, Aput is nothing new to us New Englanders. That dead Rain God used to throw a lot of blame on him.
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Yeah, Aput is nothing new to us New Englanders. That dead Rain God used to throw a lot of blame on him.

Yes, but making reference to Aput is some sort of racial slur, I gather.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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The Isaac Hayes Principle wins again.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Aput not from Alaska nor Inuit.

I am from Svalbard.

Son of Ullr.

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Svalbard?!

Oh geez fuck those uh...polar bears and uh...Norwegian scientists!! YEAH!  :argh!:
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Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
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The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

I'm sure Aput would help but...even another 10 ft of snow wouldn't make a different in AK I'm sure.
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Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

I'm sure Aput would help but...even another 10 ft of snow wouldn't make a different in AK I'm sure.

It is not fair for any people of the North to be insulted because ignorance reigns. But as Princess says, Aput thinks more snow to Alaska would be waste. :(

Perhaps Hawaiian Volcano God can help?

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Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

I'm sure Aput would help but...even another 10 ft of snow wouldn't make a different in AK I'm sure.

It is not fair for any people of the North to be insulted because ignorance reigns. But as Princess says, Aput thinks more snow to Alaska would be waste. :(

Perhaps Hawaiian Volcano God can help?

I'd like to take this moment to step to, and test, Aput.

Seeing as how I live in a desert and all.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

I'm sure Aput would help but...even another 10 ft of snow wouldn't make a different in AK I'm sure.

It is not fair for any people of the North to be insulted because ignorance reigns. But as Princess says, Aput thinks more snow to Alaska would be waste. :(

Perhaps Hawaiian Volcano God can help?

I'd like to take this moment to step to, and test, Aput.

Seeing as how I live in a desert and all.


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Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
Shamed.

I'm sure Aput would help but...even another 10 ft of snow wouldn't make a different in AK I'm sure.

It is not fair for any people of the North to be insulted because ignorance reigns. But as Princess says, Aput thinks more snow to Alaska would be waste. :(

Perhaps Hawaiian Volcano God can help?

I'd like to take this moment to step to, and test, Aput.

Seeing as how I live in a desert and all.



I cannot see that pic.

Because I am immune to Aput's wrath.  Or because of Websense.  One or the other.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Sorry. FWIW, my ignorant ass didn't even realize aput was a snow god (even though it said as much right <--- there.)

I'm surrounded by fucktards who give native alaskans no end of shit and I reacted without thinking. I could hear the voice they use to do so in my head when I read that. Sorry I killed the funnay.

Alty,
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You might keep in mind that low-brow racists like you describe are thin on the ground here.

Just saying.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Let me get that for ya:

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Let me get that for ya:



Yeah, I was just looking at the weather, and the snow line is due to drop to 3000 feet tonight.   :argh!:

Instant retribution is instant.   :lulz:
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Do never test, old friend.