Author Topic: lunch time! story time! another adventure at toxic hell aka taco bell drivethrew  (Read 9831 times)

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                   USA! USA USA!
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That is NOT Randy "Macho Man" Savage.   :argh!:
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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That is NOT Randy "Macho Man" Savage.   :argh!:

ok ok, ill fix it

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FIXED and much more hilarious.  :lulz:

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FIXED and much more hilarious.  :lulz:

Is red X, at least on this comp.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Wan't the original pic Hacksaw Jim Dugin?

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^ no clue, i put "usa! usa usa!" into google.

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Aput went to Taco Bell once and ordered fire sauce.

Nearly melted igloo with flatulence.

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See, it's funny, because it makes fun of a race people rarely encounter. Safe too.
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Did you know, native alaskans don't use articles?

ETA, I shouldn't have assumed it was an Alaskan anyway.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2010, 09:13:15 pm by Alty »
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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See, it's funny, because it makes fun of a race people rarely encounter. Safe too.
 :kingmeh:

Did you know, native alaskans don't use articles?

What race?

Making fun?  What?

The Aput joke is nothing new, Alty.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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At roughly the same time, I got a PM in which he "corrected" the numbers in my sig, to 14.3/14.6.

Because, you know, only people in America count.

I wasn't trying to 'correct' you.  I misread your sig and thought it was saying something about how there are more births than deaths, and that is why there is overpopulation.  I pmed you to suggest that this idea is suspect because in actuality it seems that there is a lower birth rate and lower death rate, its just that the death rate is SO MUCH lower than the birth rate that the births outnumber the deaths anyways.  Then I realized that your sig made no mention of attributing any reason (overbirth or underdeath) to the overpopulation, and I just misread it somehow, and I quickly fired off another pm to say that I was wrong and apologized for bothering you.

But, you know, your version works too.
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Maybe whomever it is should have used the Hawaiian snow god.  
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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I wasn't trying to 'correct' you.  

Bullshit.  You suggested I change it.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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I don't get it. But I do have quite a few friends who are Inuit, Athabaskan, et. al. I also know a lot of people who are dicks to them for no good reason. It hit a personal nerve.
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I don't get it. But I do have quite a few friends who are Inuit, Athabaskan, et. al. I also know a lot of people who are dicks to them for no good reason. It hit a personal nerve.

It was a takeoff on the Rain God thing.  People would bitch about snow, and TGRR would inform them that was Aput's job, not his (Aput being a snow god).  As I said, perhaps TGRR - and the person running the Aput account - should have maybe picked, you know, a tropical snow god.

And nice job breaking the funny, hero.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.