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Stero Instructions?
« on: February 10, 2010, 08:37:47 pm »
This reads like stereo instructions
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Re: Stero Instructions?
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2010, 08:38:48 pm »
I need that book.
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Re: Stero Instructions?
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2010, 08:39:10 pm »
QUIT NAGGING!  I DON'T NEED THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS!  THOSE ARE FOR GIRLIE MEN WHO DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT.

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Re: Stero Instructions?
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2010, 08:39:52 pm »
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

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Re: Stero Instructions?
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2010, 08:40:23 pm »
NO YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! YOU'RE GONNA FUCK UP EVERYTHING AND DROP THE 5.1 TO 2.1. WTF MAN!!!

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Re: Stero Instructions?
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2010, 08:40:53 pm »
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING 24-GAUGE WIRE?


8-GAUGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

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Re: Stero Instructions?
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2010, 08:43:07 pm »
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING 24-GAUGE WIRE?


8-GAUGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

WHY AM I NOT HEARING THE LEFT?!


SOMEONE BALANCE THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS!!
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Re: Stero Instructions?
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2010, 08:43:54 pm »
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING 24-GAUGE WIRE?


8-GAUGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

WHY AM I NOT HEARING THE LEFT?!


SOMEONE BALANCE THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS!!

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?

GIRLS ARE NO GOOD AT THIS SHIT.

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Re: Stero Instructions?
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2010, 08:49:01 pm »
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING 24-GAUGE WIRE?


8-GAUGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

WHY AM I NOT HEARING THE LEFT?!


SOMEONE BALANCE THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS!!

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?

GIRLS ARE NO GOOD AT THIS SHIT.

SAID THE GUY THAT GOT TANGLED IN THE WIRES, AND THREW OUT THE INSTRCUTION MANUAL CAUSE HE'S A BIIIGGG MAN! NOW LOOK AT YOURSELF, CRYING IN THE CORNER WONDER WHY THE FIRST AND FOURTH SPEAKER WORK AND THE OTHERS DONT!

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Re: Stero Instructions?
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2010, 08:49:58 pm »
WHATSA STERO?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

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Re: Stero Instructions?
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2010, 08:50:07 pm »
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING 24-GAUGE WIRE?


8-GAUGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

WHY AM I NOT HEARING THE LEFT?!


SOMEONE BALANCE THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS!!

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?

GIRLS ARE NO GOOD AT THIS SHIT.

Oh for FUCK'S SAKE!

Let me do it...JUST LET ME DO IT!
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Re: Stero Instructions?
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2010, 08:51:04 pm »
WHATSA STERO?

I think it's like an iHome made out of chiseled stone.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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Re: Stero Instructions?
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2010, 08:51:13 pm »
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING 24-GAUGE WIRE?


8-GAUGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

WHY AM I NOT HEARING THE LEFT?!


SOMEONE BALANCE THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS!!

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?

GIRLS ARE NO GOOD AT THIS SHIT.

SAID THE GUY THAT GOT TANGLED IN THE WIRES, AND THREW OUT THE INSTRCUTION MANUAL CAUSE HE'S A BIIIGGG MAN! NOW LOOK AT YOURSELF, CRYING IN THE CORNER WONDER WHY THE FIRST AND FOURTH SPEAKER WORK AND THE OTHERS DONT!

I'M NOT CRYING.  I GOT A DUST BUNNY IN MY EYE BECAUSE SOMEBODY HASN'T CLEAN BEHIND THE STEREO SINCE REAGAN WAS PRESIDENT.  I'LL FIX THE DAMN SPEAKERS AS SOON AS THERE'S SUPPER ON THE FUCKING TABLE, OKAY?




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Re: Stero Instructions?
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2010, 08:51:50 pm »
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING 24-GAUGE WIRE?


8-GAUGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

WHY AM I NOT HEARING THE LEFT?!


SOMEONE BALANCE THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS!!

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?

GIRLS ARE NO GOOD AT THIS SHIT.

Oh for FUCK'S SAKE!

Let me do it...JUST LET ME DO IT!

LET GO OF MY FUCKING PLIERS!  THAT'S MAN STUFF.

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Re: Stero Instructions?
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2010, 08:57:18 pm »


I'M NOT CRYING.  I GOT A DUST BUNNY IN MY EYE BECAUSE SOMEBODY HASN'T CLEAN BEHIND THE STEREO SINCE REAGAN WAS PRESIDENT.  I'LL FIX THE DAMN SPEAKERS AS SOON AS THERE'S SUPPER ON THE FUCKING TABLE, OKAY?





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