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« Reply #450 on: June 23, 2011, 01:39:05 pm »
It's got Morgan Fucking Freeman?  :lulz:

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« Reply #451 on: June 30, 2011, 11:00:57 pm »
Palin Family Leaves Empty Mall of America Book Signing Half Hour Early

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson
10:38 am June 30, 2011
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IS THIS THE END OF SNOWBILLY GRIFTING?

The jihadist conspiracy of elitist liberal shopping mall patrons struck with merciless force yesterday at Minnesota’s Mall of America: only 300 people showed up to attend the Sarah and Bristol Palin book signing of Bristol’s new memoir about her life as a drunk pregnant teenager. The family abandoned the stage half an hour before the end of the time slot because there was nobody left. So are we at last witnessing the sad finale of Real American Freedom? Our true patriots are no longer willing to give up fifteen of their last dollars to support the unemployed offspring of this screeching, nightmare opportunist woman. Wait wait, oh come on, uh, how about if Sarah Palin says, “The Constitution of the United States is fricking awesome” three times out loud to anyone in line? Will they hand her some of those crumpled, sweaty dollars in that case?

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The rules set up by Mall of America officials for Sarah and Bristol Palin’s book signing yesterday seemed to have been written in anticipation of an army of fans.

“‘Camping out’ is not allowed,” the rules read. “Beginning at 5 a.m., guests will be allowed to line up.”

But there was no teeming crowd of rabid Palinites at 5 a.m. And less than a half hour into the appearance of Bristol, Sarah and Todd Palin, the crowd had dwindled to a trickle of latecomers.

Palin has also dropped down to single digits among likely voters in a new Fox News poll. Can we say that America has finally started to quit Sarah Palin? Because we can’t say it any other way. [CityPages]

http://wonkette.com/448601/palin-family-...rly#more-448601
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« Reply #452 on: June 30, 2011, 11:03:06 pm »
It's pretty obvious she's been dumped for Bachmann.

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« Reply #453 on: June 30, 2011, 11:05:04 pm »
:lulz: I'm hoping she'll have a massive, public fit over her dwindling popularity.
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« Reply #454 on: June 30, 2011, 11:06:52 pm »
:lulz: I'm hoping she'll have a massive, public fit over her dwindling popularity.

Expect one more attempt at a massive publicity stunt.
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« Reply #455 on: June 30, 2011, 11:07:15 pm »
It's pretty obvious she's been dumped for Bachmann.

Suits me.  I've seen Bachmann's numbers, too.
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« Reply #456 on: June 30, 2011, 11:11:48 pm »
It WOULD be awesome if she gave the fuck up, but I don't see it. Palin is forever.

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Re: UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!
« Reply #457 on: July 05, 2011, 11:01:46 pm »
It WOULD be awesome if she was struck by lightning, but she hasn't... yet.

FTFY

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« Reply #458 on: July 10, 2011, 05:54:25 pm »
It WOULD be awesome if she was struck by lightning, but she hasn't... yet.

FTFY

:lulz:  Thanks.  Much better, and I hope so.

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« Reply #460 on: July 10, 2011, 09:38:53 pm »
Well at least John McCain probably just had a good laugh
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« Reply #461 on: July 10, 2011, 09:43:15 pm »
Well at least John McCain probably just had a good laugh

I suppose it depends on her definition of "Win."

If, by "Win" she means, "I can spend the next year or so fishing the spare change out of the bottom of hundreds of American pockets," she's probably right.
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« Reply #462 on: July 10, 2011, 10:07:05 pm »
someone in the comments section posed this
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Fuck Coulter, then marry Palin, then kill Palin, then use the inheritance to hire assassins to kill the other two losers
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« Reply #463 on: July 10, 2011, 10:35:53 pm »
:lulz: I wonder if this is that publicity stunt...
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« Reply #464 on: July 16, 2011, 07:21:25 pm »
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