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Re: SCABS
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2010, 07:43:14 pm »
People need to STFU about lame threads in Apple Talk.  It's APPLE TALK people, that's why it is here.  If the thread pops up in O:MF, by all means, complain, otherwise... :argh!:

If anything, people should be bitching about all the serious content in Apple Talk. Get that serious shit OUT OF MY FLUFF.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: SCABS
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2010, 07:46:54 pm »
WHY IS THIS EVEN A THREAD

Because getting a 9mm sized chunk of congealed blood, pus, and wax blown out of my ear with a waterpik may not have been FUN, but it was MEMORABLE.

ow! you ok? what happened?

More to the point, who's blood, pus, and wax was it?

We're talking about Richter, here.  Take nothing for granted.

Was back in High School.  I learned a few things from it:

1.  If you're going to have to wade through crap and blood, things splatter.

2.  You're going to have to wash it off.  It gets everywhere, so wash everywhere. 

3.  If you don't, it goes bad.
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: SCABS
« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2010, 08:38:25 pm »
I'm not a huge fan of scabs, although I once found one that looked just like  Moby Dick.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
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« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2010, 08:39:51 pm »
I'm not a huge fan of scabs, although I once found one that looked just like  Moby Dick.

Small, white, and ejaculating bad techno?  :wink:
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: SCABS
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2010, 09:28:02 pm »
i wasnt calling this thread fluff i was calling it STUPID
completely different  :lol:

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Re: SCABS
« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2010, 09:30:53 pm »
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Re: SCABS
« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2010, 09:33:17 pm »
i wasnt calling this thread fluff i was calling it STUPID
completely different  :lol:


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Re: SCABS
« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2010, 10:06:33 pm »
i usually just eat it.
same goes for sunburned skin.

no point in letting those calories go to waste.

me too. must be a dutch thing.
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« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2010, 10:07:09 pm »
i usually just eat it.
same goes for sunburned skin.

no point in letting those calories go to waste.

me too. must be a dutch thing.

And there are no homeless people in Holland.

Coincidence?  I think not.

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« Reply #39 on: February 17, 2010, 11:50:13 pm »
i usually just eat it.
same goes for sunburned skin.

no point in letting those calories go to waste.

me too. must be a dutch thing.

uh.... :x

don't know why, but that makes me shudder.

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« Reply #40 on: February 18, 2010, 01:06:50 am »
I'm not a huge fan of scabs, although I once found one that looked just like  Moby Dick.

Small, white, and ejaculating bad techno?  :wink:

Exactly.  :lol:
just like in a dream
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and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
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you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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Re: SCABS
« Reply #41 on: February 18, 2010, 07:40:11 am »
And there are no homeless people in Holland.

Coincidence?  I think not.

We build dykes out of the homeless.

Also, surely you mean Belgium, ASK US ABOUT OUR TRAINWRECKS!

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- "WHAT DO YOU SAY MAN CANT YOU SPEAK FLEMMISH"--- CRASH! BANG! EVERYBODY DIES

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Re: SCABS
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2010, 07:47:02 am »
A couple of weeks ago, I happened to be holding the cat when the GF fired up the shredder in the background.  Said cat lost his shit and clawed the crap out of my hand, leaving a bloody line up my wrist to almost my thumb.

I washed it and stopped the bleeding, sprayed it with some stuff that made me yell a little... and then quietly thought, 'this is going be be fun for the next few weeks when it scabs over'.

So, yeah, I'm glad I am not the only weirdo.

You ever scratch your head and discover one hidden in your hair you didn't know about?  Why is that so fun to pick out?

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« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2010, 09:10:40 am »
I hate the ones in the hair! They kinda hurt for some reason. My Russian hair dresser always ends up nipping me behind my ear ... I need to find a better hair dresser, I stopped going the good one cause he kinda kept hitting on me - he asked me to come back to his place and fool around with him whilst naked, he somehow got my mobile # to  :|  :lulz: :lulz: (I got a good laugh out of it I guess) - Though I might go back and get a haircut ... he made me look good atleast :(
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Re: SCABS
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2010, 10:35:33 am »
it's not. I pick at it without thinking and then it never heals over the course of several weeks :(
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