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Re: juggalos....shuddder
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2010, 08:53:09 pm »
i want holes that lead straight to hell to open up beneath them.  :evilmad: :evil:

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Re: juggalos....shuddder
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2010, 08:54:31 pm »
i want holes that lead straight to hell to open up beneath them.  :evilmad: :evil:

I reserve that sort of thing for assholes that actually affect me.

Calvinists, for example.
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Re: juggalos....shuddder
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2010, 09:19:14 pm »
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Same look you see on pigs.

i want holes that lead straight to hell to open up beneath them.  :evilmad: :evil:

I reserve that sort of thing for assholes that actually affect me.

Calvinists, for example.

Ever just DANGLE a Calvinsit over one of those holes?  They get embarassingly aroused.  it explained a lot, when I observed this effect.
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: juggalos....shuddder
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2010, 09:19:58 pm »
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Same look you see on pigs.

i want holes that lead straight to hell to open up beneath them.  :evilmad: :evil:

I reserve that sort of thing for assholes that actually affect me.

Calvinists, for example.

Ever just DANGLE a Calvinsit over one of those holes?  They get embarassingly aroused.  it explained a lot, when I observed this effect.

No, but I have attempted to get them to stroke out, at town meetings.   :lulz:
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Re: juggalos....shuddder
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2010, 09:21:39 pm »
What do they expect, asking to get handled by an angry God?
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: juggalos....shuddder
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2010, 09:21:54 pm »
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Devil Squirrel is engaged to a juggalo. No shit.
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Re: juggalos....shuddder
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2010, 09:24:37 pm »
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Devil Squirrel is engaged to a juggalo. No shit.


No.

(How can she be engaged?)
"THUS SPAKE THE DESERT PROPHET ROGER, HIS EYES AGLAZE, HIS BALLS AFIRE, HIS HAIR RECEEDED DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO SHUT UP"
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Re: juggalos....shuddder
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2010, 09:26:23 pm »
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Devil Squirrel is engaged to a juggalo. No shit.


No.

(How can she be engaged?)

Yup. 

I can't quite wrap my brain around it, though. 
just like in a dream
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and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
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you can't believe your friends
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Re: juggalos....shuddder
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2010, 09:27:15 pm »
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Devil Squirrel is engaged to a juggalo. No shit.


No.

(How can she be engaged?)

Yup. 

I can't quite wrap my brain around it, though. 

How old is she now???

And a juggalo?  :x
"THUS SPAKE THE DESERT PROPHET ROGER, HIS EYES AGLAZE, HIS BALLS AFIRE, HIS HAIR RECEEDED DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO SHUT UP"
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- Newsweek, 8/9/18

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Re: juggalos....shuddder
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2010, 09:39:21 pm »
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Devil Squirrel is engaged to a juggalo. No shit.


No.

(How can she be engaged?)

Yup.  

I can't quite wrap my brain around it, though.  

How old is she now???

And a juggalo?  :x

16, almost 17.

And yeah, a juggalo. :(

My kid met him and she says he seems like a nice, although shy, guy.
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Re: juggalos....shuddder
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2010, 09:42:12 pm »
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Devil Squirrel is engaged to a juggalo. No shit.


No.

(How can she be engaged?)

Yup. 

I can't quite wrap my brain around it, though. 

How old is she now???

And a juggalo?  :x

16, almost 17.

And yeah, a juggalo. :(

TOO YOUNG TO BE ENGAGED.

:crankey:
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Re: juggalos....shuddder
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2010, 09:44:24 pm »
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Devil Squirrel is engaged to a juggalo. No shit.


No.

(How can she be engaged?)

Yup. 

I can't quite wrap my brain around it, though. 

How old is she now???

And a juggalo?  :x

16, almost 17.

And yeah, a juggalo. :(

TOO YOUNG TO BE ENGAGED.

:crankey:

Yup
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Re: juggalos....shuddder
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2010, 09:45:23 pm »
Jebus.

Well, if he's a nice guy, that counts for a lot.

But what the hell is the hurry?
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Re: juggalos....shuddder
« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2010, 10:29:26 pm »
Juggalo's are the worlds worst kind of people, and they need to be eradicated for their own good and for the good of others. An old friend of mine's little sister got a bottle smashed in her face by a juggalo just recently while she was sitting in her car minding her own business, and it was no accident. Any type of person that will purposely assault a girl, or anyone for that matter, with a deadly weapon, unprovoked should receive the same treatment in return.
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Re: juggalos....shuddder
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2010, 10:31:46 pm »
goddamn juggalos.   no, I am not down with the clown, motherfucker. :evilmad:

I can't stand them, either.

But I can only hate to a degree.  They always seem so happy about their assholery.

Devil Squirrel is engaged to a juggalo. No shit.


Wow.