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worlds collide and heaven happens
« on: February 19, 2010, 08:33:36 pm »
The brits put mayo on their fries, the americans use ketchup. and bickering occurs sometimes about this. BUT UTAH HAS BROUGHT YOU THE WONDERFUL AND SUBLIME FRYSAUCE!!!



so fucking good.




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Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2010, 08:34:54 pm »
is that seriously ketchannaise in a bottle?

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Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2010, 08:35:03 pm »
those dudes on the labels are trippin balls.

must be good.

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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2010, 08:35:40 pm »
 :vom:

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Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2010, 08:37:42 pm »
:vom:

fred disaproves of the ketchup element!

i, howeven, am so full and happy to the point of naptime.

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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2010, 08:38:44 pm »
I'M HUNGRAY!
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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2010, 08:40:46 pm »
those dudes on the labels are trippin balls.

must be good.

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Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2010, 08:42:13 pm »
Cool!  What's in it?

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« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2010, 08:42:36 pm »
Cool!  What's in it?

Your waistline.
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« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2010, 08:43:59 pm »
:x

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« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2010, 09:15:12 pm »
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.
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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2010, 09:16:10 pm »
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.
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« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2010, 09:20:25 pm »
OMG........I'd forgotten all about Utah frysauce. It's probably the best food ever to come from my homeland. I want some. Now!!!
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« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2010, 09:20:56 pm »
i prefer mustardayonnaise...
or failing that, mayostard...

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« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2010, 09:22:18 pm »
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.
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