Author Topic: worlds collide and heaven happens  (Read 3400 times)

Doktor Howl

  • SHIT FIXER
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 385919
    • View Profile
Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2010, 09:23:58 pm »
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore. :(

Bella

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 9923
    • View Profile
    • Eris Bar and Grill
Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2010, 09:24:59 pm »
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore. :(
Can you have potatoes? Because if you can, I'll shoot you a great recipe for homemade, almost fat-free french fries.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Doktor Howl

  • SHIT FIXER
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 385919
    • View Profile
Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2010, 09:25:31 pm »
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore. :(
Can you have potatoes? Because if you can, I'll shoot you a great recipe for homemade, almost fat-free french fries.

PLEASE.

I can have *some* potatoes.

Eater of Clowns

  • Deposed Mexico
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 57804
  • Limpid Lust Pariah of Foulness
    • View Profile
Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2010, 09:25:44 pm »
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore. :(

I think it's rare a place does french fries well and it's always a risk ordering them, so at least you won't have to suffer through 5 awful plates of fries to find 1 passable one.

For sweet potato fries though I sincerely offer my sympathy.
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Doktor Howl

  • SHIT FIXER
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 385919
    • View Profile
Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2010, 09:26:35 pm »
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore. :(

I think it's rare a place does french fries well and it's always a risk ordering them, so at least you won't have to suffer through 5 awful plates of fries to find 1 passable one.

For sweet potato fries though I sincerely offer my sympathy.

Sweet potatoes are not fit for man nor beast.

Eater of Clowns

  • Deposed Mexico
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 57804
  • Limpid Lust Pariah of Foulness
    • View Profile
Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2010, 09:27:55 pm »
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore. :(

I think it's rare a place does french fries well and it's always a risk ordering them, so at least you won't have to suffer through 5 awful plates of fries to find 1 passable one.

For sweet potato fries though I sincerely offer my sympathy.

Sweet potatoes are not fit for man nor beast.

Quit that yammering!
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Doktor Howl

  • SHIT FIXER
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 385919
    • View Profile
Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2010, 09:28:20 pm »
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore. :(

I think it's rare a place does french fries well and it's always a risk ordering them, so at least you won't have to suffer through 5 awful plates of fries to find 1 passable one.

For sweet potato fries though I sincerely offer my sympathy.

Sweet potatoes are not fit for man nor beast.

Quit that yammering!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Sir Squid Diddimus

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 42607
    • View Profile
Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2010, 09:30:27 pm »
i like vinegar and mayo on my fries.

also Doc, you can slice taters, coat em in olive oil s&p and bake em at 425 till crispy and they're still good.

Doktor Howl

  • SHIT FIXER
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 385919
    • View Profile
Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2010, 09:43:03 pm »
i like vinegar and mayo on my fries.

also Doc, you can slice taters, coat em in olive oil s&p and bake em at 425 till crispy and they're still good.

Wooooo......

Bella

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 9923
    • View Profile
    • Eris Bar and Grill
Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2010, 09:46:01 pm »
i like vinegar and mayo on my fries.

also Doc, you can slice taters, coat em in olive oil s&p and bake em at 425 till crispy and they're still good.

Wooooo......

Yeah, or you can use PAM spray, but olive oil is best, and this is basically the recipe I was going to send you.
Only I use sea salt cuz it's better for you and tastes better, too.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Doktor Howl

  • SHIT FIXER
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 385919
    • View Profile
Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2010, 09:47:24 pm »
i like vinegar and mayo on my fries.

also Doc, you can slice taters, coat em in olive oil s&p and bake em at 425 till crispy and they're still good.

Wooooo......

Yeah, or you can use PAM spray, but olive oil is best, and this is basically the recipe I was going to send you.
Only I use sea salt cuz it's better for you and tastes better, too.

No salt.

Other than that, doin' it Sunday. :banana:

Thanks, ladies!

Triple Zero

  • DO NOT ABUSE EXCEPT FOR URGENT FURNITURE MOVING EMERGENCIES
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 80835
  • Horrible and Sexy Queen of Cheese
    • View Profile
    • Random BIP
Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2010, 10:01:57 pm »
Mayo is useful to make other sauces. Such as GARLIC SAUCE (with some yoghurt or mint or cucumber or whatever).
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Requia ☣

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 53479
  • Delicate and pretty shark of impending doom.
    • View Profile
Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2010, 10:21:06 pm »
Dammit Kel now I want crown burger fries  :argh!:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

East Coast Hustle

  • Missile Command
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 46213
  • Omnimalevolent Polyfather of Exsanguination in Red
    • View Profile
Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #28 on: February 20, 2010, 02:43:27 am »
The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

and not just ANY vinegar either. Malt vinegar or GTFO.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

  • Fred?
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 13584
  • Pissss
    • View Profile
Re: worlds collide and heaven happens
« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2010, 02:55:28 am »
ROGER


+

+

+

+


= WIN