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ATTN CRAMULUS
« on: February 20, 2010, 08:48:47 am »
*GIRLY SCREAM* ITS CUTTING ME!!!!

WTFFRFFFFFFJSZDOPFJ

note: i am drunk and badge is well um in control......

issues man, issues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ohJVE_e070

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Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2010, 08:50:52 am »
was this before you starting puffing?

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Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2010, 09:12:32 am »
Hooooly SHIT!  How the hell did you find this video, Kel?
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2010, 09:18:39 am »
 :mittens:

That is AWESOME!

And somehow, that led me to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ&feature=related
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Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2010, 10:02:09 am »
Hooooly SHIT!  How the hell did you find this video, Kel?

Someone told her about it.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2010, 10:23:23 am »
Aaahahahahaha I was laughing my balls off!

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Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2010, 04:10:09 pm »
"In Ballpipe, there are no winners"  :lulz:
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Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2010, 04:34:31 pm »
Oh my god!!  :lulz: :lulz:

Why would you do this?!? WHYYYYY?!

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Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2010, 05:26:46 pm »
I was worried about the safety of this but your bike helmet assuaged my fears.
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Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2010, 05:49:23 pm »
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat link=topic=2 :lol:4223.msg832078#msg832078 date=1266656115
:lulz: Ballpipe.

man this is the funnest thing I've seen in a while. Straight in with a Goddard and on from there with lols.

It's real! I woke from a deep sleep to the sound of "My Jew balls are going to kick the crap out of your Christian balls!", decided it was all a horrible dream, and went back to sleep.  :lol:
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Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2010, 07:04:24 pm »
I think the real camaraderie is shown when the contestants shake hands with the hands that they were using to massage their testicles after the match.
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Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2010, 08:39:30 pm »
That was both the best and most terrible thing I've ever seen on Youtube.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2010, 10:50:13 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz:

My illustrious career as a ballpipe world champion has been unearthed!

There were a number of games in this "suite" of retarded college antics. They included such gems as "choke", "hammer", and "plastic bag over the head".


The only ever injury occurred in a match between me and my friend Nomad ("Golden Rod" in the Parable of the Gong). He won the Golden Rod, ballpipe's only lifetime achievement award. We weren't using a U.S. regulation ballpipe -- we were using a "street pipe" that we found at a construction site. His sack got split open. Bad. Needed lots of stitches. I won the match. We couldn't explain it to the nurse.

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Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2010, 10:53:38 pm »
The only ever injury occurred in a match between me and my friend Nomad ("Golden Rod" in the Parable of the Gong). He won the Golden Rod, ballpipe's only lifetime achievement award. We weren't using a U.S. regulation ballpipe -- we were using a "street pipe" that we found at a construction site. His sack got split open. Bad. Needed lots of stitches. I won the match. We couldn't explain it to the nurse.

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Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2010, 10:57:12 pm »
:lulz: :lulz:

My illustrious career as a ballpipe world champion has been unearthed!

There were a number of games in this "suite" of retarded college antics. They included such gems as "choke", "hammer", and "plastic bag over the head".


The only ever injury occurred in a match between me and my friend Nomad ("Golden Rod" in the Parable of the Gong). He won the Golden Rod, ballpipe's only lifetime achievement award. We weren't using a U.S. regulation ballpipe -- we were using a "street pipe" that we found at a construction site. His sack got split open. Bad. Needed lots of stitches. I won the match. We couldn't explain it to the nurse.

Am I a bad person for laughing out loud at this?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”