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Proof that Jesus was Irish:
« on: February 24, 2010, 06:53:15 am »

He had 12 drinking buddies.

He trained as a carpenter, but was unemployed.

He lived with his mother until he was 33.

He thought his mother was a virgin.

His mother thought he was God.

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Re: Proof that Jesus was Irish:
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2010, 01:03:14 pm »
He had booze where most people should have blood.
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: Proof that Jesus was Irish:
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2010, 01:12:19 pm »
isn't this just proof that the messiah is PAYNE?

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Re: Proof that Jesus was Irish:
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2010, 01:19:42 pm »
The first noble truth is that life is Payne.
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: Proof that Jesus was Irish:
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2010, 09:15:34 pm »
The first noble truth is that life is Payne.

Amen, brother.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Proof that Jesus was Irish:
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2010, 12:15:02 pm »
D/N/T, motherfuckers.

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Re: Proof that Jesus was Irish:
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2010, 06:27:14 pm »
Jesus seemed pretty peaceful for an Irishman. Just sayin.