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So uh
« on: March 07, 2010, 07:43:15 am »
I guess I'm back.  Why did you all change your names?!
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: So uh
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2010, 07:43:52 am »
HELLO STRANGER BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHO THIS IS
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

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Re: So uh
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2010, 07:44:59 am »
Why did we what now?

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Re: So uh
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2010, 07:47:02 am »
Welcome back!
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Re: So uh
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2010, 07:47:44 am »
TO CONFUSE YOU OF COURSE



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Re: So uh
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2010, 08:58:37 am »
It makes it harder to find me with teh search engines, see.

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Re: So uh
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2010, 09:00:56 am »
You can only use a pseudonym so long.

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Re: So uh
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2010, 05:09:06 pm »
HELLO STRANGER BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHO THIS IS

Nope I can't.  Should I bother?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: So uh
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2010, 05:10:21 pm »
Welcome back badge.
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Re: So uh
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2010, 05:19:05 pm »
I guess I'm back.  Why did you all change your names?!

Because I changed.

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Re: So uh
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2010, 05:23:44 pm »
Thanks, Dok.  Anything particularly interesting going on?  I have a little spare time between unpacking boxes to check out good rants or whatever.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: So uh
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2010, 05:26:42 pm »
Thanks, Dok.  Anything particularly interesting going on?  I have a little spare time between unpacking boxes to check out good rants or whatever.

I don't know if you were around for the Apple Talk letters but try digging some of those up.

Also I changed my name from Eater of Clowns to throw off a stalker, but it didn't work.
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Re: So uh
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2010, 05:27:29 pm »
Thanks, Dok.  Anything particularly interesting going on?  I have a little spare time between unpacking boxes to check out good rants or whatever.

There was the psycho letters in Apple Talk.

Someone collected the links to them somewhere.
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Re: So uh
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2010, 05:33:45 am »
I guess I'm back.  Why did you all change your names?!
Honestly, we did this specifically to confuse you upon your inevitable return.

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Re: So uh
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2010, 06:15:38 am »
I guess I'm back.  Why did you all change your names?!
Honestly, we did this specifically to confuse you upon your inevitable return.

It's been in the planning for years now