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The Good Reverend Roger

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« Reply #45 on: July 29, 2004, 06:12:16 am »
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C'mon.  A Sopwith Camel flies better than a Beech 18.

The Sopwith Camel was a real man's plane.


But a Beech 18 is a real mechanic's plane.

Priorities, dude.


Dude, The Camel is where we get the phrase 'Flying by the Seat of your Pants.'  Any plane my Jeep can out accelerate that was used in war is AWEsome.


True...but the Beech 18 HATES being a Beech 18, and tries to disassemble itself constantly.  

From a mechanic's POV, it's the single best plane EVAR.

For job security, anyhow.


Ah.  Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, I understand.


Of course, I obviously get paid too much.  In Prickly's world, I would be doing this for $0.25/day, and a swift kick in the ass.
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
- Frank Zappa

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« Reply #46 on: July 29, 2004, 06:17:16 am »
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C'mon.  A Sopwith Camel flies better than a Beech 18.

The Sopwith Camel was a real man's plane.


But a Beech 18 is a real mechanic's plane.

Priorities, dude.


Dude, The Camel is where we get the phrase 'Flying by the Seat of your Pants.'  Any plane my Jeep can out accelerate that was used in war is AWEsome.


True...but the Beech 18 HATES being a Beech 18, and tries to disassemble itself constantly.  

From a mechanic's POV, it's the single best plane EVAR.

For job security, anyhow.


Ah.  Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, I understand.


Of course, I obviously get paid too much.  In Prickly's world, I would be doing this for $0.25/day, and a swift kick in the ass.


And then shout, "Thank you sir, Taskmaster, Sir!  May I have anouther?!"

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« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2004, 06:19:10 am »
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C'mon.  A Sopwith Camel flies better than a Beech 18.

The Sopwith Camel was a real man's plane.


But a Beech 18 is a real mechanic's plane.

Priorities, dude.


Dude, The Camel is where we get the phrase 'Flying by the Seat of your Pants.'  Any plane my Jeep can out accelerate that was used in war is AWEsome.


True...but the Beech 18 HATES being a Beech 18, and tries to disassemble itself constantly.  

From a mechanic's POV, it's the single best plane EVAR.

For job security, anyhow.


Ah.  Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, I understand.


Of course, I obviously get paid too much.  In Prickly's world, I would be doing this for $0.25/day, and a swift kick in the ass.


And then shout, "Thank you sir, Taskmaster, Sir!  May I have anouther?!"


Thank you for my wage slavery, sir!  No, that paycut was just FINE!

I'm HAPPY to be a Delta(tm).
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
- Frank Zappa

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« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2004, 06:19:47 am »
Ah.  So funny.

But we'd better quit it with the quotes before they kill us.

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« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2004, 06:21:24 am »
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Ah.  So funny.

But we'd better quit it with the quotes before they kill us.


Before WHO kills us?
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
- Frank Zappa

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« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2004, 06:22:02 am »
Malaul. She hates the metaquotes.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2004, 06:22:21 am »
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Ah.  So funny.

But we'd better quit it with the quotes before they kill us.


Before WHO kills us?


<whisper>THEM.<whisper>

Y'know.  The I.B.E.W., OPEC, Switzerland, and the KGB.

And the Mods.

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« Reply #52 on: July 29, 2004, 06:28:02 am »
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Malaul. She hates the metaquotes.


Why?
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
- Frank Zappa

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« Reply #53 on: July 29, 2004, 06:33:09 am »
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Malaul. She hates the metaquotes.


Why?


They hurt her hardware.

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« Reply #54 on: July 29, 2004, 06:35:28 am »
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Malaul. She hates the metaquotes.


Why?


It's enough that she does, because I love her.

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« Reply #55 on: July 29, 2004, 06:44:10 am »
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Malaul. She hates the metaquotes.


Why?


It's enough that she does, because I love her.


MUST...NOT...PUSH...JIHAAD...BUTTON...
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
- Frank Zappa

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« Reply #56 on: July 29, 2004, 06:47:39 am »
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Malaul. She hates the metaquotes.


Why?


It's enough that she does, because I love her.


MUST...NOT...PUSH...JIHAAD...BUTTON...


Sir, don't do it!

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« Reply #57 on: July 29, 2004, 06:50:48 am »
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Malaul. She hates the metaquotes.


Why?


It's enough that she does, because I love her.


MUST...NOT...PUSH...JIHAAD...BUTTON...


Sir, don't do it!


MUSH...POSTS...MUST...KILL...
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
- Frank Zappa

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« Reply #58 on: July 29, 2004, 06:52:08 am »
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Malaul. She hates the metaquotes.


Why?

She can't help it.
She has PMQSD

Post Meta Quote Stress Disorder.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #59 on: July 29, 2004, 07:01:58 am »
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Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Malaul. She hates the metaquotes.


Why?


It's enough that she does, because I love her.


MUST...NOT...PUSH...JIHAAD...BUTTON...


Sir, don't do it!


MUSH...POSTS...MUST...KILL...


Sir!  Think about how mu-  PMing you.