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Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« on: April 08, 2010, 06:04:56 pm »
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JUGGALOS ARE FUCKIN' MORONS!! AND MAGNETS ARE MAGIC!!!

http://skepchick.org/blog/2010/04/fuckin-magnets-how-do-they-work/
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2010, 06:16:21 pm »
my appreciation for ICP went up by 1000% when I realized they were a CHRISTIAN BAND IN DISGUISE.


this video blew my mind, you know? I mean, magic is everywhere in this bitch.



these lyrics are out of control

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2010, 06:17:09 pm »
When will Juggalos realize that ICP is just trolling the hell out of them?
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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2010, 06:18:15 pm »
Didn't they outright admit it?
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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2010, 06:22:57 pm »
If magic is all we've ever know
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
But I've seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday
Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
Fucking rainbows after it rains
there's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen

Music is all magic
(Are you a believer in miracles)
You can't even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it's just there in the air
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Pure motherfucking magic Right?
This shit'll blow your fucking mind
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)

Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
And I love my mom for giving me this
Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
Miracles ain't nothing to lie
Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy
And my little boy looks just like daddy
Miracles each and every where you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This world is yours for you to explore
there's nothing but miracles beyond your door
The Dark Carnival is your invitation
To witness that without explanation
Take a look at this fine creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation
Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
Just open your mind, and it ain't no way
To ignore the miracles of every day

(Are you a believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a believer in miracles) Shit's crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)

Are you a believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2010, 06:23:34 pm »
Even if they did, it didn't work, because I know way too many Juggalos that think ICP is the greatest music EVAR.
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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2010, 06:26:40 pm »
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I am a physics professor, and I am delurking to announce that in the future, I am going to liberally sprinkle the word “motherfucker” into my lectures on magnetism.

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2010, 06:27:25 pm »
Even if they did, it didn't work, because I know way too many Juggalos that think ICP is the greatest music EVAR.

Yeah I have a really good friend who I knew loved ICP but I didn't realize until recently went all out with the face paint and shit.  We don't discuss it.  He and his friends are brainless when it comes to ICP.  

I never had an opinion of ICP until I saw parts of that stupid "Death Racers" movie.  That was just EWWW!

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2010, 06:33:11 pm »
okay okay okay okay okay okay honest question

would you rather spend the weekend at a furry convention or a juggalo festival?

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2010, 06:34:25 pm »
Furrys.

I'd rather be looking at costumes than a cesspool of human DNA.

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2010, 06:37:52 pm »
Nevermind their music, those guys are some of the best actors alive. Seriously, has anyone else here ever seen "Big Money Hustlaz"? It's right up there with Citizen Kane and The Godfather.
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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2010, 06:38:44 pm »
okay okay okay okay okay okay honest question

would you rather spend the weekend at a furry convention or a juggalo festival?

Juggalos, hands down. They're funny. Furries are just creepy. Also, I can get wasted and nail a Juggaho without having to spend 20 minutes trying to find the zipper.
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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2010, 06:39:27 pm »
I think I'd go with the furries if only because I prefer girls in cat ears to girls in grease paint.

although... I think I'd be more likely to score free drugs and beer at ICP.

BUT AT WHAT COST

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2010, 06:43:25 pm »
okay okay okay okay okay okay honest question

would you rather spend the weekend at a furry convention or a juggalo festival?

Juggalos, hands down. They're funny. Furries are just creepy. Also, I can get wasted and nail a Juggaho without having to spend 20 minutes trying to find the zipper.

True, but you do have to spend 20 minutes finding her vagina within the folds of fat.

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2010, 06:46:30 pm »
I just laughed so hard!
 at that video, and LMNO