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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2010, 06:46:40 pm »
From what I've seen, all furries are fat and only 80% of juggalos are, the rest being freakishly thin. Juggalos are also far more likely to smoke, which creates a stench that covers over the inevitable BO.  Also, Juggalos are more likely to act like animals because they're on drugs, not because they have weird sexual fetishes.

Now I challenge you all to find a picture of a juggalo furry.
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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2010, 06:46:41 pm »
Its cute how you guys think there is a difference between Furries and Juggalos.  What do you think furries wear when its too hot for a fursuit?

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2010, 06:49:02 pm »
okay okay okay okay okay okay honest question

would you rather spend the weekend at a furry convention or a juggalo festival?

Juggalos, the paint can come off for sex.

Furries associate their whole fursona with sex.  At least if I understand it correctly.


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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2010, 06:50:47 pm »
Guys, it's only a weekend.  If I can abstain from sex for two days, anyone can.

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2010, 06:58:16 pm »
Now I challenge you all to find a picture of a juggalo furry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiN4RliVQeM&feature=player_embedded

http://furaffinity.net/user/dcff

I found some stuff which I shouldn't access at work, but the word to google is "JUGFURS". Yes. Yes. Yes I know what you're thinking. And yes.

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2010, 06:58:55 pm »
Rule 34.  No exceptions.

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2010, 07:18:09 pm »
Rule 34.  No exceptions.

Except for one thing, I can't remember the name of it now.

It's where you start vomiting shit, because you are so constipated and there's too much in your system.
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As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2010, 07:21:01 pm »
Rule 34.  No exceptions.

Except for one thing, I can't remember the name of it now.

It's where you start vomiting shit, because you are so constipated and there's too much in your system.

There's something we need to tell you Freeky.

You may want to sit down first.
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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2010, 07:59:09 pm »
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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2010, 08:01:34 pm »
Rule 34.  No exceptions.

Except for one thing, I can't remember the name of it now.

It's where you start vomiting shit, because you are so constipated and there's too much in your system.

There's something we need to tell you Freeky.

You may want to sit down first.

Pony up the link, or I won't believe it.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2010, 08:07:15 pm »
OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :horrormirth:

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2010, 08:26:48 pm »
Now I challenge you all to find a picture of a juggalo furry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiN4RliVQeM&feature=player_embedded

http://furaffinity.net/user/dcff

I found some stuff which I shouldn't access at work, but the word to google is "JUGFURS". Yes. Yes. Yes I know what you're thinking. And yes.

If you think I'm clicking on that you're sadly mistaken.
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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2010, 11:13:39 pm »
Slightly off track, but a site for game characters furry-ized.

http://www.faunited.org/
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2010, 06:04:39 pm »
Some good points from the comment section:

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    Did anyone else notice the irony that the only reason we can hear this asshole wondering how magnets work is that some scientists figured out how magnetism and electricity work? In the recording studio, the dumbass probably literally spoke these words to a magnet.

    Scientists took “fucking magnets” and converted music “just there in the air” into something “15,000 juggalos together” can hear. Scientists mastering electromagnetism were responsible for every technology that preserved his comments and transmitted them across space and time directly into my ears. If anyone should be getting pissed at those fuckers, it’s me!

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