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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2010, 06:42:29 pm »
Either that song is them feigning stupidity about stuff, or they're trying to say that life shouldn't be totally srsly srs.

Either way, I lol'd.
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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2010, 09:27:29 pm »
Some good points from the comment section:

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    Did anyone else notice the irony that the only reason we can hear this asshole wondering how magnets work is that some scientists figured out how magnetism and electricity work? In the recording studio, the dumbass probably literally spoke these words to a magnet.

    Scientists took “fucking magnets” and converted music “just there in the air” into something “15,000 juggalos together” can hear. Scientists mastering electromagnetism were responsible for every technology that preserved his comments and transmitted them across space and time directly into my ears. If anyone should be getting pissed at those fuckers, it’s me!


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You don't need to know how magnets work to make microphones and speakers out of them, just how they act.  In fact, I'm pretty sure that recording technology predates actually understanding how magnets work.
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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2010, 10:29:20 pm »
I'm pretty sure this thread predates actually understanding how magnets work.

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2010, 11:02:00 pm »
I watched this this morning and read the dialog in the article, which I found very funny.

Also, I only slept three hours last night, spent all day walking around brussels, and now that I'm exhausted that dialog was one of the funniest things I've ever read. There were tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2010, 06:37:19 am »
i don't even know how gravity works.
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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2010, 07:44:05 am »
And everything chillin underwater? Please!

edit: omg this whole video is hilarious i didn't even realize
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« Reply #36 on: April 13, 2010, 12:50:44 am »
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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2010, 01:57:33 am »
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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2010, 02:00:35 am »
Magnets work because Pix has willed it so.

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2010, 02:24:01 am »
i don't even know how gravity works.

Nobody does. 

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2010, 02:38:43 am »
i don't even know how gravity works.

Nobody does. 

I do.

Well there's gravitons, but those are only theorized to exist.  There's no proof.

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2010, 03:14:17 am »
i don't even know how gravity works.

Nobody does. 

I do.

Well there's gravitons, but those are only theorized to exist.  There's no proof.

Shows what you know.

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Re: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
« Reply #43 on: December 21, 2011, 04:40:41 pm »
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