lol
Dr. Howl, I realise you all have your own social standards going here. But please don't try and tell me you invented the "fap" meme.
As for me being broken in, and people being "too self-absorbed" to see that you're one big cushy family: I don't care. I think you people have problems as a collective that might prevent you from meeting new people.
The way I see it, I'm breaking
you into
me, because I'll never meld into your little utopia here. You people scare me. But intrigue me enough that I want to relate to you. I certainly wont be fitting in here at all

Dr. Howl: Please don't embarrass yourself by deploying a meme. You know I'm more hip with the internets than you, don't resort to jealously
