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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #540 on: April 13, 2010, 01:59:10 am »
It seems I have this wonderful new Demonoid account.  What to poop on first?
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #541 on: April 13, 2010, 01:59:53 am »
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #542 on: April 13, 2010, 02:01:11 am »
 :lulz::mittens::lulz:


Or maybe he is lying injured in a ditch, dying of dehydration, while his only friend Number 6 spends all his time arguing on an internet board.

Or maybe he just OD'd.
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"Just say no to drugs.  Keep saying no to them, no matter what they say to you.  In fact, scream at them and threaten to kill them and roll around on the floor barking like a dog.  Pretty soon people will give you your own room, and come every few hours to give you drugs."
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #543 on: April 13, 2010, 02:02:26 am »
Quote from: Dr. Paes on April 13, 2010, 01:33:09 am
I imagine him sitting there staring at your profile, mumbling to himself, imagining he is talking to you. He's drawn a monocle and a moustache on the screen over your avatar, in an attempt to vent some frustration by vandalising your image... but it only serves to increase the rage at your considering yourself his superior. Look at this smarmy bastard...

The mouse and keyboard sit unused, but for the occasional movement to prevent the screensaver from obscuring the face of his nemesis.
"I will learn your secrets, Howl. Number 6 does not give in so easily..." Hands, gripping the ends of the arms of his chair. White knuckles.
He unconsciously taps his foot against the ground, quickly but rhymthically... counting out the timer on the bomb of unvented rage he is holding back. His face grows redder and redder. His mumbling grows louder until the air is filled with an unintelligible menacing hum. It sounds like the room is full of angry, retarded bees. But his eyes never leave the screen. He will have his revenge. He is, after all, a Discordian Crusader... and this is the Neo-Discordian Heresiarch.




or just fapping
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #544 on: April 13, 2010, 02:03:26 am »
What...the...
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #545 on: April 13, 2010, 02:04:26 am »
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 13, 2010, 02:02:26 am
Quote from: Dr. Paes on April 13, 2010, 01:33:09 am
I imagine him sitting there staring at your profile, mumbling to himself, imagining he is talking to you. He's drawn a monocle and a moustache on the screen over your avatar, in an attempt to vent some frustration by vandalising your image... but it only serves to increase the rage at your considering yourself his superior. Look at this smarmy bastard...

The mouse and keyboard sit unused, but for the occasional movement to prevent the screensaver from obscuring the face of his nemesis.
"I will learn your secrets, Howl. Number 6 does not give in so easily..." Hands, gripping the ends of the arms of his chair. White knuckles.
He unconsciously taps his foot against the ground, quickly but rhymthically... counting out the timer on the bomb of unvented rage he is holding back. His face grows redder and redder. His mumbling grows louder until the air is filled with an unintelligible menacing hum. It sounds like the room is full of angry, retarded bees. But his eyes never leave the screen. He will have his revenge. He is, after all, a Discordian Crusader... and this is the Neo-Discordian Heresiarch.




or just fapping
 :eek:

Just fapping? I don't think this guy does anything by halves. When he decided to be a fail noob, he covered ALL his bases.
If he's fapping, he's furiously masturbating to that profile, with the intention of literally busting a nut. The thing will blowout like a punctured tire.
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #546 on: April 13, 2010, 02:06:24 am »
so right either Howl is his greatest nemesis - the embodiment of all evil and wrongdoing,
or an object of uncontrollable sexual desire
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #547 on: April 13, 2010, 02:07:40 am »
I'd vouch for uncontrollable sexual desire...

Something about his daddy not being there.
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #548 on: April 13, 2010, 02:09:42 am »
Why can't it be both?
Replace "the ends of the arms of his chair."
With "his cawk."
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #549 on: April 13, 2010, 02:13:21 am »
He's in his chatroom right now.
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #550 on: April 13, 2010, 02:15:19 am »
Okay, I need to go home so I can access teh chats. Work over for teh day.
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #551 on: April 13, 2010, 02:28:23 am »
Quote from: Dr. Paes on April 13, 2010, 01:33:09 am
I imagine him sitting there staring at your profile, mumbling to himself, imagining he is talking to you. He's drawn a monocle and a moustache on the screen over your avatar, in an attempt to vent some frustration by vandalising your image... but it only serves to increase the rage at your considering yourself his superior. Look at this smarmy bastard...

The mouse and keyboard sit unused, but for the occasional movement to prevent the screensaver from obscuring the face of his nemesis.
"I will learn your secrets, Howl. Number 6 does not give in so easily..." Hands, gripping the ends of the arms of his chair. White knuckles.
He unconsciously taps his foot against the ground, quickly but rhymthically... counting out the timer on the bomb of unvented rage he is holding back. His face grows redder and redder. His mumbling grows louder until the air is filled with an unintelligible menacing hum. It sounds like the room is full of angry, retarded bees. But his eyes never leave the screen. He will have his revenge. He is, after all, a Discordian Crusader... and this is the Neo-Discordian Heresiarch.




Fantastic!

Paes, it seem ultimate fail n00bs inspire your creativity. Like the WOMP cartoon you did about Daruko.

More please!
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #552 on: April 13, 2010, 02:29:08 am »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 13, 2010, 02:13:21 am
He's in his chatroom right now.

Ooh good, I just finished making dinner. I'll be there.

Oh, and Paes - That was amazing.  :lulz:
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #553 on: April 13, 2010, 02:32:23 am »
things we've learned so far in chat

:--- according to #6 gay men make him uncomfortable cause they're out to rape him
:--- didn't read half the stuff said at him. Just sniped and reacted. Reading is hard


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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #554 on: April 13, 2010, 03:01:35 am »
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 13, 2010, 02:32:23 am
things we've learned so far in chat

:--- according to #6 gay men make him uncomfortable cause they're out to rape him
:--- didn't read half the stuff said at him. Just sniped and reacted. Reading is hard


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ALL OF PD.COM DOES PRECISELY WHAT I SAY.   :lulz:
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"Just say no to drugs.  Keep saying no to them, no matter what they say to you.  In fact, scream at them and threaten to kill them and roll around on the floor barking like a dog.  Pretty soon people will give you your own room, and come every few hours to give you drugs."
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