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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #555 on: April 13, 2010, 03:03:52 am »
Is there anything left for him to say but 11/12ths?
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #556 on: April 13, 2010, 03:04:25 am »
Oh yay that was my favorite.
When Cram offered his olive branch it was somehow tainted cause... how did he put it... he adopted your mentality
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #557 on: April 13, 2010, 03:07:07 am »
Number 6 has made an agreement with me to stay away from PD, if I leave his board alone.

I'm good with this.  He wasn't a good fit. 
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #558 on: April 13, 2010, 03:13:16 am »
Fuck I missed all the good stuff.
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #559 on: April 13, 2010, 03:18:33 am »
Fuck I missed all the good stuff.

Yep.

Too bad, because he's not stupid, he just can't communicate.  He'd have potential, real potential, if he'd ever learn to listen to what people are saying.  Of course he thinks he does, but it's obvious that he doesn't.  Hell, he even accused Cram of being my cats paw. 
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“Cherokees don’t even traditionally have powwows,” she said.
http://bostonherald.com/news/us_politics/view.bg?articleid=1061132202&position=0

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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #560 on: April 13, 2010, 03:35:24 am »
He says he likes us.  :x
It's probably just a phase.

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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #561 on: April 13, 2010, 03:41:05 am »
gaggling...like a little school girl...

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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #562 on: April 13, 2010, 03:49:02 am »
gaggling...like a little school girl...

<3 you guys!!!

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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #563 on: April 13, 2010, 03:53:32 am »
I imagine him sitting there staring at your profile, mumbling to himself, imagining he is talking to you. He's drawn a monocle and a moustache on the screen over your avatar, in an attempt to vent some frustration by vandalising your image... but it only serves to increase the rage at your considering yourself his superior. Look at this smarmy bastard...

The mouse and keyboard sit unused, but for the occasional movement to prevent the screensaver from obscuring the face of his nemesis.
"I will learn your secrets, Howl. Number 6 does not give in so easily..." Hands, gripping the ends of the arms of his chair. White knuckles.
He unconsciously taps his foot against the ground, quickly but rhymthically... counting out the timer on the bomb of unvented rage he is holding back. His face grows redder and redder. His mumbling grows louder until the air is filled with an unintelligible menacing hum. It sounds like the room is full of angry, retarded bees. But his eyes never leave the screen. He will have his revenge. He is, after all, a Discordian Crusader... and this is the Neo-Discordian Heresiarch.




Fantastic!

Paes, it seem ultimate fail n00bs inspire your creativity. Like the WOMP cartoon you did about Daruko.

More please!

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I think you might be on to something.

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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #564 on: April 13, 2010, 05:42:25 am »
Number 6 has made an agreement with me to stay away from PD, if I leave his board alone.

I'm good with this.  He wasn't a good fit. 

I bet he'll show up here anyway.
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #565 on: April 13, 2010, 06:22:12 am »
I'm glad I'm not bound to that agreement, because I'm going to trash his site as much as I have time for in the next couple of weeks. I might even pull into wi-fi enabled rest stops on my road trip so I can post horrible shit to his chat/blog/forum/anything.
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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #566 on: April 13, 2010, 07:15:21 am »
Getting myself and Freeky to get pissed off enough to troll is not easy.

That takes a lot of stupid.

Remember Pagan Network? Well, yes, that was just me unleashing yuo lovely people on some other people, but we are not the most active of trolls.

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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #567 on: April 13, 2010, 01:58:41 pm »
Oh yay that was my favorite.
When Cram offered his olive branch it was somehow tainted cause... how did he put it... he adopted your mentality
 :lulz:

what?  :lulz:

not too surprising, anyway. #6's pattern finding apparatus has gone into overdrive trying to find the enemy. We didn't immediately recognize his magnificent genius so we must be the bad guys. It must be because of our bad values. I had assumed that he wanted to cooperate, but at this point so busy proving that we're evil that he's not interested in the creative trip.




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Hint: It comes after #5

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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #568 on: April 13, 2010, 04:12:09 pm »

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Re: Unlimited Number 6 Appreciation Thread
« Reply #569 on: April 13, 2010, 04:21:36 pm »
6 would probably say:

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lol grow up Cram

But since the sociology post is still there, I don't think he's feeling any sort of remorse or shame in general about this, he probably just realized how utterly stupid the BAAAAAAW post made him look.
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